Spank Shorts
Description: Delaware techno/disco/metal band Spank a.d. lives on in this revitalized edition of the classic band T from the early 2000s! Revere the legacy of Leather Montalban, Lash Backsyde, Curtis Interruptus, Duncan McChoad (of the Clan McChoad), Johnny Sodom, and a slew of others by wearing the shirt that proclaims to the world, "I don't know what it is, and I don't care; all I know is you can dance to it!" Available for the first time in every color under the sun. Previously sold only at gigs.
Description: Make a bold statement with this vibrant, retro comic book-inspired "Spank" design! Featuring stylized red typography outlined in a bright yellow stroke, this graphic captures the high-energy aesthetic of vintage comic book sound effects and classic pop art. Exploding against a solid black background, dynamic yellow and white droplet accents simulate a dramatic impact or splash effect. Perfect for fans of classic comic illustrations, graphic novel sound effects, bold retro typography, and playful, irreverent street style. Optimized to look sharp on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, magnets, and phone cases!
