Spank T-Shirts
Description: Delaware techno/disco/metal band Spank a.d. lives on in this revitalized edition of the classic band T from the early 2000s! Revere the legacy of Leather Montalban, Lash Backsyde, Curtis Interruptus, Duncan McChoad (of the Clan McChoad), Johnny Sodom, and a slew of others by wearing the shirt that proclaims to the world, "I don't know what it is, and I don't care; all I know is you can dance to it!" Available for the first time in every color under the sun. Previously sold only at gigs.
Description: Make a bold statement with this vibrant, retro comic book-inspired "Spank" design! Featuring stylized red typography outlined in a bright yellow stroke, this graphic captures the high-energy aesthetic of vintage comic book sound effects and classic pop art. Exploding against a solid black background, dynamic yellow and white droplet accents simulate a dramatic impact or splash effect. Perfect for fans of classic comic illustrations, graphic novel sound effects, bold retro typography, and playful, irreverent street style. Optimized to look sharp on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, magnets, and phone cases!
Description: In the year 1681, one "Whipping Tom" would menace the populous by spanking the unsuspecting and then take off into the night shouting "Spanko!" Mostly horrible history, but it is pretty catchy. Puritan vigilante or run of the mill pervert? We will never know.
Description: Sure, everyone's spanked an unruly werewolf or two. But are you an OFFICIAL werewolf spanker? Proclaim it so with this t-shirt! Keep the beasts at bay this Halloween with paddles of silver that'll make even the toughest brutes howl!
