The Constant Shorts

Description: This merch was discovered on the bottom of The Chicago River.

Description: Everything Aristotle said was wrong. So f*&k him! And listen to The Constant

Description: When the ship is going down, but you look fly.

Description: You are an official Constantine!

Description: From our early seasons! Vintage Constant! Meow!

Description: An artistic tribute to The Constant episode, Death Rays! Don't get zapped. Design by Scott Rockit!

Description: This is how the value of the constant number e, or Euler's number, is found.

Description: This is one of the ways to find the value of the constant number pi.

Description: If anything goes wrong, Demond Hume will be my constant

Description: This is one of the ways to find the value of the constant number pi.

Description: Kurt Vile illustration

Description: You're a little off-kilter there.

Description: Welcome, Constant Reader, to the shirt you've been waiting for.

Description: I'm In Constant Sorrow With The Soggy Bottom Boys

Description: Washington Irving: a tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.

Description: Animal needs constant supervision!!!!! Can you guess why?

Description: "In constant fear of the known and the unknown" Whatever it is, I will be afraid of it.. My anxiety and paranoia has messed up my survival instincts and now there is no more fight, only flight. Great design for people who love cats!

Description: surreal digital collage

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Description: Samuel Beckett portrait and quote:The tears of the world are a constant quantity. For each one who begins to weep somewhere else another stops. The same is true of the laugh.

Description: Floral sheep design. Playful take on a well-known verse. A whimsical piece for those with a sense of humor.

Description: Embrace your faith with The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Faith. This unique item is perfect for those who seek constant guidance and support in their journey. Stay inspired and motivated with this distinctive design.

Description: Floral graphic with a humorous twist. References a well-known verse, expressing need for guidance. Simple, playful design.

Description: Floral sheep design. A humorous take on faith, perfect for those who need a watchful guide.

Description: Floral "Shepherd & Supervision". Gentle imagery meets humorous text.

Description: The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Faith Whimsical art. Playful take on a familiar verse. Evokes humor and spiritual reflection. Simple graphic style.

Description: The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Faith Humorous design with religious undertones. A lighthearted take on faith.

Description: Whimsical floral art. Text states "The Lord Is My Shepherd, I Need Constant Supervision." A lighthearted take on faith.

Description: Floral design. Shepherded, yet ever wandering.

Description: The Lord is my Shepherd image. Humorous take on faith. A playful design for believers. Perfect for those who appreciate wit. Unique religious-themed apparel. Wear your beliefs with a smile.

Description: Embrace a touch of humor and faith with this retro-inspired tee. With a playful design featuring a lovable character, this shirt is sure to bring a smile to your face and make a fun addition to your wardrobe. Enjoy the comfort and style of this unique piece, perfect for those who appreciate a playful twist on a classic theme.

Description: The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision

Description: Every math lover knows the pain of forgetting the constant of integration. This witty shirt is perfect for calculus students, teachers, and anyone who appreciates the small but crucial '+C' in indefinite integrals.

Description: Every math lover knows the pain of forgetting the constant of integration. This witty shirt is perfect for calculus students, teachers, and anyone who appreciates the small but crucial '+C' in indefinite integrals.

Description: A powerful, historic maxim for the disciplined mind. This sharp, authoritative typography design speaks directly to stoics, history buffs, and protective souls who understand the continuous effort required to maintain freedom and inner peace.

Description: Share a lighthearted message of faith with this charming Christian lamb design inspired by the comforting words “The Lord is my Shepherd.” Featuring a sweet lamb and shepherd’s staff, this artwork blends spiritual meaning with gentle humor, making it a wonderful choice for believers, church groups, Bible study members, and anyone who loves faith-based designs with a warm and uplifting feel. Perfect for Christian gifts, everyday encouragement, and meaningful seasonal wear.