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The Foolkiller Shorts
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Description: This merch was discovered on the bottom of The Chicago River.

Tags: the foolkiller, submarine, the constant podcast, octopus, constant

The Foolkiller Shorts

by The Constant Podcast

$21 $27

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F*%cking Aristotle Kids T-Shirt

Description: Everything Aristotle said was wrong. So f*&k him! And listen to The Constant

Tags: podcast, constant, the constant podcast, aristotle, philosophy

F*%cking Aristotle Kids T-Shirt

by The Constant Podcast

$13 $19

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Shipwreckless Hoodie
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Description: When the ship is going down, but you look fly.

Tags: the constant podcast, sinking ship, constantine, constant

Shipwreckless Hoodie

by The Constant Podcast

$32 $42

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The Official Constantine Phone Case

Description: You are an official Constantine!

Tags: constant logo, constantine, constant, the constant podcast

The Official Constantine Phone Case

by The Constant Podcast

$17 $23

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LOST : The Constant Tank Top
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Description: "See ya in anotha life, brotha !" Design by DoubleDu.

Tags: abstract, penny, lost 10 years, dharma initiative, dharma

LOST : The Constant Tank Top

by Dramen Design

$16 $21

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Parachuting Cats Phone Case

Description: From our early seasons! Vintage Constant! Meow!

Tags: cats, the constant, constant, constantine

Parachuting Cats Phone Case

by The Constant Podcast

$17 $23

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Tesla and His Death Ray Phone Case

Description: An artistic tribute to The Constant episode, Death Rays! Don't get zapped. Design by Scott Rockit!

Tags: death ray, science, science fiction, tesla, a history of getting things wrong

Tesla and His Death Ray Phone Case

by The Constant Podcast

$17 $23

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The Constant Number e (White) Kids T-Shirt
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Description: This is how the value of the constant number e, or Euler's number, is found.

Tags: calculus, compound, constant, equation, euler

The Constant Number e (White) Kids T-Shirt

by inotyler

$13 $19

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The Constant Number pi (White) Kids Hoodie
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Description: This is one of the ways to find the value of the constant number pi.

Tags: calculus, constant, engineer, equation, infinity

The Constant Number pi (White) Kids Hoodie

by inotyler

$26 $36

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Desmond Hume - My constant - Light Magnet
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Description: If anything goes wrong, Demond Hume will be my constant

Tags: oceanic, dharma, lost series, john locke, the island

Desmond Hume - My constant - Light Magnet

by TeeAgromenaguer

$3.75 $4.75

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The Constant Number pi (Black) Hat
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Description: This is one of the ways to find the value of the constant number pi.

Tags: calculus, constant, engineer, equation, infinity

The Constant Number pi (Black) Hat

by inotyler

$12 $19

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Kurt Vile Magnet
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Description: Kurt Vile illustration

Tags: alternative rock, childish prodigy, constant hitmaker, indie folk, indie rock

Kurt Vile Magnet

by productx

$3.75 $4.75

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The Dope Constantine Hat

Description: You're a little off-kilter there.

Tags: constant, constantine, the constant

The Dope Constantine Hat

by The Constant Podcast

$12 $19

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Constant Reader Mug
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Description: Welcome, Constant Reader, to the shirt you've been waiting for.

Tags: the stand, the shining, constant reader, the dark tower, cujo

Constant Reader Mug

by Heft by Tyler Jacobs

$13 $18

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Pi - The Universe's Constant Shorts

Description: Pi (π) is infinite, irrational, and unknowable in its entirety—yet it quietly governs the simplest of forms: every circle. No matter how advanced our computers become, they can never reach its final digit. Pi reminds us that the universe holds mysteries beyond human grasp, yet those mysteries shape the harmony of reality. This shirt carries a fragment of that infinity: the first 1000 digits of pi. It is a symbol of the endless pursuit of truth, a reminder that perfection and mystery coexist. Pi reflects the majesty of creation itself—an eternal constant woven into the fabric of the cosmos. Wearing it is about carrying a piece of the infinite, a reminder that the universe is both knowable and unknowable, rational and profound.

Tags: constant, endless numbers, gods numbers, harmony, increadible

Pi - The Universe's Constant Shorts

by Sassy Parable

$21 $27

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I'm In Constant Sorrow With The Soggy Bottom Boys Pillow

Description: I'm In Constant Sorrow With The Soggy Bottom Boys

Tags: bluegrass, comedy movie, folk, funny, george clooney

I'm In Constant Sorrow With The Soggy Bottom Boys Pillow

by DarkLordPug

$23 $28

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Washington Irving: a tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use. Pillow

Description: Washington Irving: a tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.

Tags: aging, american literature, books, essayist, history
Animal needs constant supervision!! Posters and Art

Description: Animal needs constant supervision!!!!! Can you guess why?

Tags: retro, puppets, humor, comedy, piggy

Animal needs constant supervision!! Posters and Art

by wolfmanjaq

$10 $14

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In Constant Fear of the Known and the Unknown Cat Kids T-Shirt

Description: "In constant fear of the known and the unknown" Whatever it is, I will be afraid of it.. My anxiety and paranoia has messed up my survival instincts and now there is no more fight, only flight. Great design for people who love cats!

Tags: afraid cat, angry cat, cat, cat arched back, cat quotes
The only constant in life is change Mug
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Description: surreal digital collage

Tags: graphicdesign, moon, digitalcollage, phases, phot

The only constant in life is change Mug

by SeamlessOo

$13 $18

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Dapper Dan Pomade - White - Distressed Tank Top

Description: To see more of my designs click the blue Barn Shirt USA link above.

Tags: fop, dapper dan, man of constant sorrows, pomade, in the jailhouse now

Dapper Dan Pomade - White - Distressed Tank Top

by Barn Shirt USA

$16 $21

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Samuel Beckett portrait and quote: The tears of the world are a constant quantity.... Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Samuel Beckett portrait and quote:The tears of the world are a constant quantity. For each one who begins to weep somewhere else another stops. The same is true of the laugh.

Tags: author, bookworm, educational, irish, irish literature
The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Faith Hoodie

Description: Embrace your faith with The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Faith. This unique item is perfect for those who seek constant guidance and support in their journey. Stay inspired and motivated with this distinctive design.

Tags: bible verse, christian, christian faith, constant supervision, faith
Floral The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Floral graphic with a humorous twist. References a well-known verse, expressing need for guidance. Simple, playful design.

Tags: christian themed novelty, constant supervision needed, funny faith saying, humo, religious humor top
Floral The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Floral sheep design. Playful take on a well-known verse. A whimsical piece for those with a sense of humor.

Tags: constant supervision needed, flor, funny faith quote, humorous religious slogan, lord shepherd humor
Floral The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Shorts
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Description: Floral "Shepherd & Supervision". Gentle imagery meets humorous text.

Tags: constant supervision, floral humor, floral saying, funny floral, hu
Floral The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Whimsical floral art. Text states "The Lord Is My Shepherd, I Need Constant Supervision." A lighthearted take on faith.

Tags: constant supervision quote, funny faith saying, humorous religious saying, lord supervision needed
The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Faith Socks
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Description: The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Faith Whimsical art. Playful take on a familiar verse. Evokes humor and spiritual reflection. Simple graphic style.

Tags: bible ver, christian message, constant supervision, lord shepherd, religious saying
The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Faith Mug

Description: The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Faith Humorous design with religious undertones. A lighthearted take on faith.

Tags: c, christian shepherd quote, constant supervision faith, lord is my shepherd, religious saying faith
The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Faith Kids Hoodie

Description: The Lord is my Shepherd image. Humorous take on faith. A playful design for believers. Perfect for those who appreciate wit. Unique religious-themed apparel. Wear your beliefs with a smile.

Tags: constant supervision faith, inspirational faith wear, lord is shepherd, religious themed tops, spiri
Floral The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Kids Hoodie

Description: Floral design. Shepherded, yet ever wandering.

Tags: constant supervision needed, floral religious quote, funny religious saying, humorous faith message
Floral The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Pin

Description: Floral sheep design. A humorous take on faith, perfect for those who need a watchful guide.

Tags: constant supervision neede, floral faith message, funny religious saying, sarcastic christian saying
Retro The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Bag
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Description: Embrace a touch of humor and faith with this retro-inspired tee. With a playful design featuring a lovable character, this shirt is sure to bring a smile to your face and make a fun addition to your wardrobe. Enjoy the comfort and style of this unique piece, perfect for those who appreciate a playful twist on a classic theme.

Tags: 90s nostalgia, christian humor, constant guidance, funny christian, lord supervision
The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision Tapestry
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Description: The Lord Is My Shepherd I Need Constant Supervision

Tags: christ, christian, christianity, constant, faith
Don't Forget the Constant of Integration +C (White Version) Socks
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Description: Every math lover knows the pain of forgetting the constant of integration. This witty shirt is perfect for calculus students, teachers, and anyone who appreciates the small but crucial '+C' in indefinite integrals.

Tags: calculus, constant of integration, integral calculus, math, mathematics
Don't Forget the Constant of Integration +C (Black Version) Posters and Art
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Description: Every math lover knows the pain of forgetting the constant of integration. This witty shirt is perfect for calculus students, teachers, and anyone who appreciates the small but crucial '+C' in indefinite integrals.

Tags: calculus, constant of integration, integral calculus, math, mathematics

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