Whisky Quote Shorts

Description: A great man sums up a great drink. George Bernard Shaw was an Irish playwright, critic, polemicist and political activist. His influence on Western theatre, culture and politics extended from the 1880s to his death and beyond.

Description: The great Sir Winston Churchill won a war with his words, but these may be the finest ones he said.

Description: A whisky-inspired design for fans of single malt, Scotland and Ireland.

Description: Funny whisky design. Let everyone know you love drinking scotch with this funny design "why ski when you can whisky". Great for a friend that is really not sporty but that loves drinking. Great excuse not to go on the slopes.

Description: Funny whisky design. Let everyone know you love drinking with this cool statement I'd rather be drinking whisky.

Description: Let everyone know you love drinking whisky with this funny whisky design World's okayest whisky drinker. Great gift for a scotch drinker or whisky connoisseur tastings. Great as a matching shirt. No matter if you are a single or blended malt whisky drinker.

Description: Stay classy with this hilarious tribute to everyone's favorite Channel 4 newsman! Featuring a bold cartoon of Ron Burgundy, proudly holding a glass of scotch with his iconic smirk, this design wraps the classic quote “I love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch” around him in a vintage, eye-catching font. Perfect for fans of Anchorman, lovers of 70s style, or anyone who enjoys a good drink and a great laugh. Whether you're sipping something smooth or just quoting your favorite movie lines, this tee brings the charm and comedy in true Ron Burgundy fashion. Cheers!

Description: A bright and cheerful whisky quote design for people who know that whisky is liquid sunshine.

Description: A decorative whisky quote design for anyone who knows it is always time for a good dram.

Description: A bold whisky lover design with the phrase “I followed my heart and it led me to whisky” for fans of single malt and good drams.

Description: Sleek minimalist design. Bold statement for whisky enthusiasts. A simple declaration of preference.

Description: A funny aging quote for Millennials and Gen Z who are tired, sarcastic, and very aware of what’s happening. This hand-drawn design hits the sweet spot between self-deprecating humor and quiet emotional collapse. Great for shirts, mugs, wall art, or anything else that helps you survive adulthood with style.

Description: Whimsical Goldendoodle art! Dog enjoying a relaxing moment with a cigarette and whisky. Perfect for doodle and cocktail enthusiasts. Fun, unique decor.

Description: Humorous pup art featuring a golden doodle enjoying a cigarette and whisky. A lighthearted design for dog and whisky enthusiasts.

Description: Scottish saying about whisky and the common cold with Campbell tartan. Slainte!

Description: Here's a concise description: Bold statement design. Expresses preference for unadulterated whisky. Simple. Direct.

Description: You're Neat You Rock Funny Whiskey Pun Drinking Quote

Description: "I like cycling and whisky and maybe 3 people" — a funny retro cycling design, a great gift or self-purchase for cyclists who enjoy a good whisky more than most people.

Description: great gift

Description: I love scotch

Description: You like aged bourbon or scotch malt whisky and booze? This funny distillery gift is for you! Warning may contain bourbon!

Description: Bourbon It’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore!

Description: a text design with the words I Finally Quit Drinking For Good. Now I Just Drink For Evil

Description: I'll Take My Whisky Neat Because... Bold statement tee for whisky lovers. Simple design, clear message. Perfect for those who prefer their spirits straight up.

Description: Bold & uncompromising. A dark statement piece for whisky enthusiasts who prefer their dram unadulterated.

Description: I'll Take My Whisky Neat

Description: Never Underestimate an Old Man Who Still Drinks Whisky In His Seventies Shirt

Description: Bourbon Goes In, Wisdom Comes Out. A playful design for spirits lovers. A humorous take on enjoying drinks. Whisky, Scotch?

Description: Simple text design for those who prefer their whisky unadulterated. Express your refined taste with this bold statement.

Description: Drinking whiskey out of tea cups!

Description: Mark Twain can't be wrong.