Would Do Shorts
Description: Raise a glass and your eyebrows with this bold and hilarious "What Would Tequila Jesus Do?" design — a cheeky twist on the classic WWJD slogan. Featuring Jesus Christ with a party-ready vibe and the phrase WWTJD (“Who Wants Tequila Jesus Do?”), this design mixes religion and alcohol with a splash of irreverent humour. Whether He’s turning water into tequila shots, handing out shooters, or just chilling with Jose and a bottle of mescal, this Messiah knows how to bring the holy spirit to the party. Perfect for nights out, bachelor parties, or anyone with a taste for the divine and the ridiculous.
Description: Snake Plissken is a former special forces soldier who is tasked with infiltrating the crime-ridden and isolated island of Manhattan, which has been converted into a maximum-security prison, in order to rescue the president of the United States. It is not possible to speculate on how he might approach running a pizza shop as it is outside of the context of the movie and the character's established skill set and abilities.
