You Are Too Close Merch
If you can read this you're too close Tank Top
by Great North American Button Emporium
$16 $21
If You Can Read This You Are Too Close To Me Tapestry
by ARTWORKandBEYOND
$23 $30
If you Can Read This, You're too F'ing Close Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by WickedFaery
$18 $24
WARNING MANUAL TRANSMISSION IF I ROLL INTO YOU, THEN YOU ARE TOO CLOSE Bag
by Feline Artistry
$19 $24
If you can read this, you're too close - introvert 4 white on black Kids Hoodie
by Marlene Wagenhofer
$27 $36
If You Can Read This You're Too Close To Me Hat
by PeppermintClover
$12 $19
Description: A funny squirrel protecting its snacks with a playful warning message. Perfect for snack lovers, squirrel fans and anyone who enjoys cute woodland humor.
You Are Too Close to My Snacks Funny Squirrel Kids Hoodie
by Vizcaino00
$27 $36
Description: A sarcastic eye-test graphic that tells nearby readers they are probably standing too close and should back up. A clever design for introverts, personal-space advocates, eye-care professionals, and fans of dry humor.
If You Can Read This We Are Standing Too Close Magnet
by Kawiee
$3.75 $4.75
If you can read this, you are too close Crewneck Sweatshirt
by AngelRoonRoon
$28 $35
If You Can Read This, You Are Too Close Baseball T-Shirt
by fullcaxn
$19 $26
Description: If you can read this, you're too close. Blackletter warning for introverts. WitchingHour.JP original.
If You Can Read This You're Too Close Introvert Funny Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by WitchingHourJP
$13 $19
If You Can Read This You Are Too Close sarcastic saying Mug
by khedar blub
$13 $18
Hey if you can see this you are too close back off v2 Hoodie
by Mr C's Tee-Shirt Store
$32 $42
If you can read this you are standing too close Baseball T-Shirt
by darshan
$19 $26
Description: NOTICE: Just Because Other People Are Crazy Does Not Mean You Have To Be Crazy Too - funny warning signs
NOTICE: Just Because Other People Are Crazy Does Not Mean You Have To Be Crazy Too - funny warning signs Hoodie
by today.i.am.sad
$32 $42
Description: A yellow diamond-shaped warning symbol with a black border. Inside the diamond, the text "IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TOO CLOSE!" is displayed in bold black capital letters. The largest text, "CLOSE!", is centered at the bottom.
IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TOO CLOSE! Warning Symbol T-Shirt
by RIO BRIAN AMIGOS
$16 $24
Hey if you can see this you are too close back off T-Shirt
by Mr C's Tee-Shirt Store
$16 $24
You Are Dangerously Close To Being Killed Off In My Novel Kids Hoodie
by Easy-O
$27 $36
If someone makes you feel like you are too much they are probably too small for you. Hat
by Muzehack
$12 $19
Description: Under the teasing line “No, I don't think you'll do, girlie. You're a little too short,” a cigar smoking gentleman lounges in a crimson chair while a blonde in a midnight blue gown strikes a coy pose. Vintage comic wit glows through saturated inks and crisp brushwork. Premium quality pieces from Dashery powered by Teepublic bring the scene to soft fleece Hoodies and glossy ceramic Mugs, keeping its pink flower, gold trim and flirtatious mood vivid.