Shrink Merch
Description: This design features metal art, a distressed collectible graphic built for true heavy metal fans and vinyl collectors. The distressed, screen-print finish gives it real worn-in character. Calling all heavy metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the galloping, larger-than-life power of classic British metal. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for metalheads, hard rock diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect metal band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Epic, riff-soaked artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
Description: This design features metal art, a distressed collectible graphic built for true heavy metal fans and vinyl collectors. The distressed, screen-print finish gives it real worn-in character. Calling all heavy metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the galloping, larger-than-life power of classic British metal. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for metalheads, hard rock diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect metal band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Epic, riff-soaked artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
Description: This clever parody design mashes up Sigmund Freud with classic rock imagery, featuring “Pink Freud” above a brick wall and the tagline “Another Shrink in the Wall.” With psychedelic glasses and vintage style, it’s a hilarious choice for psychology buffs, music fans, and anyone who loves sharp, intellectual humor with a retro twist.
Description: A relaxing ocean inspired typography design celebrating the peaceful connection between cruising and the sea. Featuring a humorous coastal message, this artwork captures the calming energy of ocean waves, nautical adventures, and carefree travel moments. Ideal for cruise enthusiasts, beach lovers, and anyone drawn to tropical escapes, maritime lifestyles, and soothing seaside aesthetics.
Description: A fun ocean themed typography design celebrating the calming escape of life at sea. Featuring the phrase “Cruising Is My Therapy The Ocean Is My Shrink,” this artwork blends travel humor with relaxing coastal energy and nautical adventure. Perfect for cruise enthusiasts, ocean lovers, and anyone who finds peace, freedom, and happiness surrounded by endless blue water and tropical vibes.
Description: A witty and lighthearted truth that celebrates the incredible, calming power of surrounding yourself with nature's finest creations. It is a brilliant statement piece for flower lovers, gardeners, and floral designers who know that arranging fresh blossoms, vibrant petals, and beautiful bouquets is the ultimate, stress-relieving remedy for a happier mind and soul.
Description: To save his life, agent Grant, pilot Captain Bill Owens (Redfield), Dr. Michaels (Pleasence), surgeon Dr. Peter Duval (Kennedy), and his assistant Cora Peterson (Welch) are placed aboard a Navy submarine (originally built to study the deep-sea spawning habits of fish) at the Combined Miniature Deterrent Forces facilities. The submarine, named Proteus, is then miniaturized to "about the size of a microbe", and injected into Benes. The team has 60 minutes to get to and remove the clot; after this, Proteus and its crew will begin to revert to their normal size, become vulnerable to Benes's immune system, and (in the words of Asimov's novelization) "kill Benes regardless of the success of the surgery.
Description: A hand puppet confesses to his psychiatrist that he never feels totally alive until someone sticks their hand up his butt. A funny gift for a psychologist or psychiatrist.
A funny hand Puppet tells its Psychiatrist its deepest darkest secrets. Sticker
by Wandering Melon Cartoons
$3.50
Description: Dr. Shrinker was a segment during the first season of the ABC network's The Krofft Supershow in 1976. Dr. Shrinker (Jay Robinson) is a mad scientist who creates a shrink ray that can miniaturise anything. Three young adults named Brad Fulton (Ted Eccles), B.J. Masterson (Susan Lawrence) and her brother Gordie Masterson (Jeff MacKay), crash land their plane on an island. As they make their way to the only house on the island, they meet Dr. Shrinker and his assistant, Hugo (Billy Barty). Dr. Shrinker, in an effort to prove that his shrinking ray works, shrinks the three people down to six inches tall.
