Sick Life Merch
Description: Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home … Choose Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram and a thousand other ways to spew your bile across people you've never met. Choose updating your profile. Tell the world what you had for breakfast and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old flames, desperate to believe that you don't look as bad as they do. Choose live-blogging from your first wank to your last breath. Human interaction reduced to nothing more than data. Choose life.
Description: This funny goose design plays on the classic “call in sick” phrase with a chaotic twist — “might have to call in silly.” Perfect for teachers, students, and anyone who feels a little unhinged and not ready for the day. A relatable and humorous animal meme that fits classroom vibes, work humor, and everyday chaos. Great for school days, back to school season, or as a fun gift for teachers and coworkers who love silly humor.
Description: This unique design captures the essence of a relaxed, carefree attitude with a humorous twist. It features a cool raccoon, often called a trash panda, sporting stylish sunglasses while enjoying pizza and soda next to an overflowing trash can. The bold, distressed text proclaims "Mentally Sick Physically Thicc," reflecting a relatable and sarcastic take on modern life. Additional details like "Trash Life" and "No Ragrets" enhance the overall grunge aesthetic and laid-back mood. This artwork is ideal for those who appreciate funny animal designs, meme culture, and a touch of self-deprecating humor. Embrace your inner trash panda with this chill, illustrative graphic.
Description: Own your medical humor in pastel style! Features the popular slogan 'CUTE BUT MEDICALLY EXPENSIVE' written in vibrant pastel tie-dye script with a banner ribbon layout. The perfect t-shirt or gift for spoonies, chronic illness warriors, rare disease fighters, invisible illness advocates, and hospital patients with a sense of humor
Cute But Medically Expensive Chronic Illness Spoonie T Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by ghazalcreative
$17 $24
Description: A grumpy red crab with tired eyes perfectly captures the feeling of being "Sick of It All." Featuring distressed typography and a vintage weathered finish, this design blends sarcastic humor with a bold coastal aesthetic. Perfect for beach lovers, seafood fans, ocean enthusiasts, and anyone with a dry sense of humor who just wants to be left alone.
Description: Celebrate nurse appreciation with the SICK SEVEN medical cartoon, showing a caring nurse helping a sick number seven character. This playful nursing design blends hospital humor, patient care, healthcare culture, and number meme artwork. A thoughtful choice for registered nurses, nursing students, medical teams, nurse educators, and hospital coworkers during nurse appreciation events or everyday recognition.
Description: A retro-style design featuring a silhouette of a hiker with arms outstretched against a circular pink sunset. Below the sunset is a silhouette of pine trees and a rocky terrain. The text "LIFE IS SHORT" curves above the sunset and "CALL IN SICK AND GO HIKING" is positioned below, with two footprints on either side of "HIKING".
