Singles Merch
Description: Citizen Dick is a fictional grunge band featured in Singles, a ’92 romantic comedy set amidst Seattle’s explosive grunge music scene. The movie focused on six young people, most of whom lived in the same apartment building, and whose lives revolve around the city’s ever-expanding music scene. The inter-related stories about each character’s progress through the singles scene are intriguing and often funny, and the soundtrack is a grunge fan’s dream. Cliff Poncier was one of the main characters and frontman of Citizen Dick, and when asked by an interviewer what the band’s song ‘Touch Me, I’m Dick’ was about, Cliff offers the following rambling reply: “Well, I think ‘Touch Me, I’m Dick,’ in essence, speaks for itself, you know?"
Description: Remember when you were young and your mom and dad would treat you to a nice cup of pudding. Of course the best part was the pudding skins. Now you can enjoy those pudding skins at home or on the go with George's Pudding Skin Singles! Extracted with precision with our industrial grade Exacto-Knives, our pudding skin singles are the best. They're absolutely delicious!
80s New Wave Singles ))(( Retro CD Collection Pillow
by DarkLordPug
$23 $28
Description: Funny design, real estate banner spoof suited for a single with the sense of humor
Single For Rent - Funny Design Dedicated to Singles Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by JazzWorldQuest Store
$13 $19
C i t i z e n D i c k Singles Parody Band Pearl Baseball T-Shirt
by Miragecado
$19 $26
Description: A glossy, candy-colored heart-shaped shopping bag with chunky 3D text reading "Dopamine Secured." Bouncy, tactile, and a little bit delulu, this design is for anyone who knows exactly what that little checkout confirmation feels like.
Dopamine Secured Shopping Heart – Glossy 3D Retail Therapy Design Phone Case
by Luminari Creations
$17 $23
Description: A shattered, circuit-board heart glitches out under bold type reading "SYSTEM ERROR: ROMANCE NOT FOUND." Loud, ironic, and built for anyone skipping the roses this year. Peak internet irony for the anti-Valentine's crew.
System Error Romance Design – Glitch Broken Heart Anti Valentine Graphic Pillow
by Luminari Creations
$23 $28
I Flirt For Fun And Panic When It Works Singles Dating Flirt Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by noecorrin
$16 $24
Description: Dating has changed... and not necessarily for the better! Remember when dating meant conversation, chemistry, and actually getting to know someone? Welcome to modern dating, where smartphones, distractions, mixed signals, and awkward encounters have changed the game! This colorful retro-inspired design features a couple at a bar, with one distracted by a phone and the other enjoying a drink, alongside the humorous caption "MODERN DATING: NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE." Perfect for singles, dating app users, relationship humor enthusiasts, and anyone navigating the unpredictable world of modern romance. A funny gift for birthdays, Valentine's Day, Christmas, singles' nights, or friends who have plenty of dating stories to tell!
Modern Dating – Not What It Used to Be | Funny Dating & Relationship Humor Baseball T-Shirt
by SignShirtz
$19 $26
Vibes Album - Polyvinyl 4-track Singles Series, Vol. 3 Japanese Breakfast Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Voasmit x Buggs
$16 $24
Description: Introducing the "If You Can’t Play Singles You Play Doubles If You Can’t Play Doubles You Play Padel" t-shirt, a funny and trendy tee. Wear it with a smile, showcasing your sense of humor and contemporary style.
If You Can’t Play Singles You Play Doubles If You Can’t Play Doubles You Play Padel Mug
by Lost Doodle Society
$13 $18
Siouxsie and the Banshees Once Upon a Time-The Singles Bag
by Life Albums
$19 $24
Siouxsie and the Banshees : Twice Upon a Time – The Singles Pillow
by FrameLine Albums
$23 $28
