Small Soldiers Merch

There will be no mercy!

"There will be no mercy"

I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning

Major Chip Hazard is your Sensei now!

A parody inspired by the movie "Small Soldiers." I hope you like it! :)

For Employees of the advanced toy makers of the Commando Elite.

I hope you like it! :)

"Everything else, is just a toy."

Gwendy - Small Soldiers

from the film Small Soldiers

Inspired by the 90s movie 'Small Soldiers'. Globotech is the defence contractor who buys out the Hartland Play Systems

Movie fast food mashup

From the 16th century onwards the first lead figures appeared. And in the 18th century, in England, the Newton Company began to market lead military figures representing the British and French Army. Until the beginning of the 20th century, figures were produced only in lead, but around 1910 a material called “composite” appeared, which was a mixture of wood sawdust and glue that became very popular. However the figures were very rustic and with few details. After World War II some manufacturers opted for plastic. A cheaper material that was getting popular at the time. Several manufacturers emerged and the figures started to be sold separately or in sets for very attractive prices. With plastic, the figures started to present a greater weal

According to Wikipedia, Western is a genre of fiction set primarily in the latter half of the 19th century in the Western United States, which is styled the “Old West”. Its stories commonly center on the life of a nomadic cowboy or gunfighter, armed with a revolver and a rifle who rides a horse. Cowboys and gunslingers typically wear Stetson hats, neckerchief bandannas, vests, spurs, cowboy boots and buckskins (alternatively dusters). Recurring characters include the aforementioned cowboys, Native Americans, Spaniards, Mexicans, bandits, lawmen, bounty hunters, outlaws, gamblers, soldiers (especially mounted cavalry, such as buffalo soldiers) and settlers (farmers, ranchers and townsfolk). This image gives credit to that great era.

He really does.