Smoking Gorilla Merch
Description: This badass gorilla design features a helmeted monkey rocking shades and a cigar, delivering the punchline "Bad Choices Make Good Stories." It's the perfect shirt for military fans, adventure lovers, veterans, and all who live a little recklessly. Whether it’s for you or a gift, this epic design brings bold humor to any outfit. Ideal for men, women, rebels, and story-makers everywhere!
Bad Choices Make Good Stories – Funny Military Monkey Gorilla Tee Kids Hoodie
by Ambiplay
$26 $36
Description: Vintage-style funny gorilla design featuring a cool ape smoking a cigar and holding a glass of whiskey, paired with the humorous text “I like whiskey and cigars and maybe 3 people.” Perfect gift for whiskey lovers, cigar enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic humor with a retro twist. Great for casual wear, parties, or as a conversation starter.
Monkey Whiskey Cigar Lover Funny Vintage Gorilla Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Mr. Darcy
$27 $35
Funny Monkey Cigar Gorilla Smoking Cigarette Shorts
by Eastern Sons
$21 $27
Description: This vintage engraving style artwork shows a serious gorilla enjoying a cigar beside a glass of whiskey, creating bold bar room decor with a playful edge. It makes a memorable cigar smoker gift, whiskey lover gift, or birthday gift for fans of rugged animal artwork and classic lounge style.
The Smoking Monkey Lounge - Design 2 Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Joe Neckbone's Hangout
$27 $35
Description: Cool gorilla in helmet smoking cigar, wearing red bandana. "Monkey Business" design.
Skid Row Monkey Business Gorilla Art Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by milady_yakonkwe
$17 $24
Description: Not Perfect Just Original Monkey Gorilla smoking Perfect for people who enjoy strong visual with a motivational and rebellious edge.
Not Perfect Just Original Monkey Gorilla smoking Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Vivid pop
$16 $24
Description: This bold and striking artwork features a lifelike gorilla seated on a toilet, gripping a crystal wine glass in one hand and a lit cigarette in the other. With a piercing, almost intimidating gaze, the gorilla radiates an air of quiet dominance and authority. The muted tile backdrop and moody lighting enhance the dramatic tone, while the anthropomorphic twist injects humor and surreal charm. Every detail—from the texture of the gorilla’s fur to the smoke curling into the air—adds to the realism and intensity of the piece.
Description: Bold gorilla illustration with whiskey and cigar, great for those who enjoy strong drinks and grumpy humor.
I Like Whiskey And Cigars And Maybe 3 People Funny Gorilla For Men Baseball T-Shirt
by Pacifispecies
$19 $26
Description: Smoking ape artwork with a stylish gentleman gorilla, cigar, whiskey glass, and fiery accents for a bold vintage streetwear look.
Smoking Ape Gentleman with Whiskey and Flames Tote
by QUEST QUALITY QUARTERS
$14 $20
Description: Cigar Smoking Orangutan: Sophisticated Orangutan Charm on a dark (Knocked Out) background
Cigar Smoking Orangutan: Sophisticated Orangutan Charm on a dark (Knocked Out) background Socks
by Puff Sumo
$14 $20