Smug Turkey Merch

Description: Sassy turkey giving a thumbs up with the quote "Sorry Not Sorry". Perfect sarcastic Thanksgiving apparel for anyone with an unapologetic holiday attitude.

Description: A smug roast turkey points proudly at itself while a guilty-looking bread roll, mashed potatoes, stuffing, and pumpkin pie line up beside it under the words "Turkey Has Zero Carbs, The Sides Do Not." Made for type 1 and type 2 diabetics who know exactly where the carbs hide on a holiday table, plus the family cooks and hosts who make all those sides. A fun pick for Thanksgiving dinner, holiday gatherings, or Diabetes Awareness Month in November.

Description: A smug turkey in sunglasses lounges in a hammock between two autumn trees, proudly holding up an Officially Pardoned certificate under the words "Pardoned & Unbothered." Made for anyone planning a stress-free holiday, plus vegetarians, turkey lovers, and kids who are happy this bird got the day off. A fun pick for Thanksgiving dinner, school fall parties, or a lazy Turkey Day on the couch.