Sock Cop Merch

Relive the magic of the Sock Cop Twitch Stream by wearing a picture of it on your thorax! Featuring Rupert and Vern!

A picture your old pal Sock Cop drew on the computer.

It's our dolphin pals Gadzooks and Land Biscuit! Hooray!

Time to class up the joint a little with some Sockspeare!

To immediately remove yourself from a political conversation, just tell 'em you voted for Sock Cop!

Don't be speedin!

Sock Cop and a cool giraffe

Sock Cop eatin' hearts just like he does on the Periscopes!

Numba one cat cop

Assembled by 2 tennis balls and a sock in order to fight crime.

Classic Sock Cop shirt design!