5 Minutes Socks
Description: A retro-themed graphic featuring wavy text that reads 'I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE MYSELF WHEN I SAY I'LL BE READY IN 5 MINUTES'. Several smiley face icons and small starbursts are scattered throughout the composition.
I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE MYSELF WHEN I SAY I'LL BE READY IN 5 MINUTES Retro Smiley Face Socks
by Chacha Story Planets
$14 $20
Description: Built around metal art, a standout vintage piece that real groove metal fans and gift-givers instantly recognize. A bold conversation-starter built for gig nights and everyday wear alike. Calling all groove metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee pounds with the bone-crushing power of down-tuned riffs and stomping, syncopated grooves. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for headbangers, mosh-pit warriors, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect heavy metal gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to throw down the horns.
5 Minutes Alone Just Give Me 5 Minutes Alone Groove Metal Socks
by Artsleep
$14 $20
Description: For anyone who has ever hit the snooze button one too many times, this adorable sleepy kitten perfectly captures the struggle of getting out of bed. Featuring a realistic snoozing tabby wrapped up in a cozy blanket with the phrase "Just 5 More Minutes..", this cute design is perfect for cat lovers, nap enthusiasts, coffee fans, and anyone who appreciates lazy mornings. Whether you're relaxing at home, heading out for coffee, or looking for the perfect gift for a fellow cat person, this cozy design is sure to bring smiles.
Description: The ultimate, hilariously dramatic design for anyone who is already completely over the day just five minutes after waking up or logging into work. A perfectly sarcastic quote that captures that chaotic, exhausted mood we all feel when the morning coffee hasn't even kicked in yet!
Description: A cemetery tomb bears the inscription “5 more minutes” and, from beneath the ground, a skeletal hand emerges to silence an alarm clock. This piece exudes a sense of humor, cleverly playing on the universal tendency to steal a few extra minutes of sleep when the alarm clock goes off.
Description: Pantera groove metal shirt — "5 minutes alone Just give me 5 minutes alone". vintage screen-print design for Pantera fans, groove metal, heavy metal, groove metal gift, vintage metal, concert band, groove metal album art lovers and collectors. The perfect Pantera gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1997.
5 minutes alone Just give me 5 minutes alone Groove Metal Since 1997 Socks
by Bou Joux
$14 $20
Description: Pantera groove metal shirt — "5 minutes alone Just give me 5 minutes alone". vintage screen-print design for Pantera fans, dimebag darrell, thrash metal, phil anselmo, cowboys from hell, heavy metal, groove metal lovers and collectors. The perfect Pantera gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1994.
5 minutes alone Just give me 5 minutes alone Groove Metal Since 1994 Socks
by jakartha
$14 $20
Calm-ish Shirt Powered by Coffee & 5 Minutes of Silence Socks
by Bogus Collectives ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$14 $20
Description: An I tried to be normal once design for any goth, alternative person, or lifelong weirdo who gave normal a brief shot, hated every second, and returned to their natural state immediately. Perfect for the goth humor fan, antisocial goth, or anyone in the alternative community who can confirm that normal was absolutely not for them and has the five minutes of evidence to prove it.
I Tried to Be Normal Once Worst 5 Minutes of My Life Funny Goth Gift Socks
by Say It With Ink
$14 $20
Description: A design for Holidays and Special Occasions. We offer outfits to buy for anniversary, Christmas, Xmas, Halloween, Father's day, Mother's Day, birthday.
If I'm Not Back In 5 Minutes, Just Wait Longer Socks
by jackan bilbo
$14 $20
Description: BEFORE YOU ASK 1. IT'S A DRONE 2. YES, IT WAS EXPENSIVE 3. YES, IT HAS A CAMERA 4. LEGALLY, 400 FEET HIGH 5. 25 MINUTES 6. 35+ MPH 7. OVER A MILE AWAY 8. NO, YOU CAN'T FLY IT
BEFORE YOU ASK 1. IT'S A DRONE 2. YES, IT WAS EXPENSIVE 3. YES, IT HAS A CAMERA 4. LEGALLY, 400 FEET HIGH 5. 25 MINUTES 6. 35+ MPH 7. OVER A MILE AWAY 8. NO, YOU CAN'T FLY IT Socks
by com1227mia
$14 $20
Description: A funny gift for anyone who briefly attempted to be normal and immediately regretted every second of the experiment. Great for anyone who loves quirky personality humor, relates to embracing their weird side, and jokes about normal being a complete waste of their time.
I Tried To Be Normal Once Worst 5 Minutes Of My Life Funny Gift Socks
by Say It With Ink
$14 $20
Description: Some days feel exhausting before they've even started. This funny vintage-inspired design features an adorably worn-out cat paired with the relatable quote, "What A Day! It's Been 5 Minutes." Perfect for cat lovers, introverts, office workers, students, and anyone who runs out of energy almost immediately. A cozy blend of sarcastic humor, burnout vibes, and retro cartoon charm.
Description: Show your support for epilepsy awareness with this design for epilepsy warriors and survivors. Featuring the text Absent Back In 5 Minutes.
Absent Back In 5 Minutes Epilepsy Awareness Warrior Socks
by Rachaelrodgerse
$14 $20
If I'm not back in 5 Minutes, Just wait Longer Socks
by Meta Cortex
$14 $20
