FREE US Shipping for Orders  $80+

PROFESSIONAL SLEEPER Socks

Sleep Socks

designed and sold by  Expired Brain Juice

$14 $20
Size
Size Chart & Product Info
Quantity
FREE US Shipping* for Orders $80+
*Available to the 48 contiguous states and Washington, DC.

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.<br/><br/>Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

This is the ultimate, high-status career rebrand for anyone who has completely mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. It instantly transforms a chronic habit of missing alarms and taking multi-hour afternoon snoozes into an elite, highly specialized occupation, proudly declaring to the world that you aren't actually slacking off or avoiding your adult responsibilities—you are simply a dedicated corporate athlete operating at the absolute peak of your horizontal performance under a heavy blanket.

We want you to love your order! If for any reason you don't, let us know and we'll make things right.

TeePublic GuaranTee Badge

Don’t love it? We’ll fix it. For free.

TeePublic GuaranTee

People Love TeePublic!

Trustpilot Rating
4.5 out of 5
Zendesk Satisfaction Rating
4.7 out of 5
Google Customer Reviews
4.6 out of 5

Product Quality

Our Production Team establishes the highest quality standards for third-party printers who participate in the marketplace to ensure that every product sold is perfect.

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

We want you to love your order! If for any reason you don't, let us know and we’ll make things right.Learn More

Cart Preview (0)

You're $80.00 Away from FREE US Shipping!
$0
$80

Adult Apparel

Kids Apparel

Accessories

Home Goods