Alliance 1313 Socks

Description: By wearing this shirt, you affirm to the outside world that you in no way, shape, or form, admit to being a part of the Illuminati. Definitely. For sure.

Description: Are you asexual? Are you aromantic? Are you a literal lion? Then you should wear this shirt! Also, if you're a literal lion, please send photos.

Description: She's cute, she's cuddly, and she'll gore your eyes out if you say she's "just confused."