Chief Pest Inspector Art Socks

Description: They’re microscopic. They’re relentless. They will find your rarest plant first. “Chief Pest Inspector: Constant Vigilance Against Thrips.” is the official title for every houseplant collector who inspects new growth with a loupe, quarantines every new arrival for three weeks minimum, and has developed a full treatment protocol from hard personal experience. The badge you didn’t ask for. The expertise nobody wanted.