Coastal Elite Socks
Description: Pejorative, badge of honor, or merely a demographic? Some citations: "Real Americans vs. coastal elites: What right-wing sneers at city dwellers really mean":http://www.salon.com/2016/11/20/real-americans-vs-coastal-elites-what-right-wing-sneers-at-city-dwellers-really-mean/ -- Salon, Nov. 20, 2016 "I’m a Coastal Elite From the Midwest: The Real Bubble is Rural America":http://www.rollcall.com/news/opinion/im-a-coastal-elite-from-the-midwest-the-real-bubble-is-rural-america -- Roll Call, Nov 10, 2016
Description: Ever felt underdressed near a hedge maze? This shirt won’t fix that, but it will whisper “trust fund” without screaming it. Inspired by Rhode Island’s genteel coast and homes with more fireplaces than people, this design is for the ones who brunch after their regatta. Wear it like you inherited it.
Description: Ever wonder where East Coast elegance goes to summer in silence? Welcome to Georgica Dunes, where umbrellas have tassels, conversations are whispered, and your cousin's wedding planner went to Dalton, obviously. This shirt is for the elite few... or anyone who appreciates Hamptons-level irony.
