Count Floyd Socks

Description: Joe Flaherty's Count Floyd was the horror host for those of us without horror hosts. Stuck with miserable duds like Tip O'Neal's 3-D House of Representatives, he was as good a horror cheerleader as you could ask for. SCTV 4 LIFE.

Description: SCTV's Count Floyd

Description: RIP Joseph Flaherty

Description: Welcome to Monster Chiller Horror Theater! Awoooooo!!

Description: Count Floyd sctv halloween

Description: With your host, Count Floyd!

Description: Count Floyd SCTV ~ Watercolor Illustration

Description: Count Floyd SCTV

Description: This 1982 rare album cover is SCAAAAARY!

Description: I had a whole long, brilliant (in my own head) description written for this piece that was lost forever to the ether, so now it's just gonna be this: SCTV is awesome, so here's a cool shirt ...

Description: Melonville's scariest horror movie host/most respected newscaster

Description: oooh... this one's gonna be SCARY kids!

Description: NEW ITEM

Description: This one's gonna be REALLY scary!

Description: The only troupe of hoofers Melonville has to offer!

Description: NEW ITEM

Description: NEW ITEM