Dads Fart Socks
Description: Dad's daily schedule. 6:00 AM, wake up. 6:01 AM, first fart. 7:30 AM, commute with the windows up. Noon, lunch and a fart. 5:30 PM, home, sit, fart. 9:00 PM, bed, one last fart. All other times: also fart. A funny dad gift for Father's Day, birthdays, and Christmas. Timetable design in distressed white and FartMerch green on dark. An original FartMerch design that makes a great gift for birthdays, holidays, and white elephant swaps.
Description: Celebrate the king of dad jokes and legendary living room gas attacks with this hilarious “Happy Farters Day” design! Featuring a cool anthropomorphic skunk rocking shades and serious confidence, this funny Father’s Day parody shirt is perfect for dads, grandpas, husbands, or anyone proud of their terrible humor and powerful toots. Great for BBQs, family gatherings, gag gifts, and anyone who appreciates childish humor done right. Whether your dad is the silent-but-deadly type or proudly announces every blast, this playful design is guaranteed to get laughs and eye-rolls all at once.
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