Death Tongue Socks
Description: Funky art of a shiny, bloody, two edged sword coming out of a mouth. Appropriate for someone with a sharp tongue and also signifies speaking the word of God as it's compared to a double edged sword. Hebrews 4:12 ESV - For the word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart.
Description: A detailed drawing of an opossum lying on its back, appearing deceased, with its eyes closed and paws in the air. White text at the top reads "FAKING MY OWN DEATH" and white text at the bottom reads "TO AVOID SMALL TALK". The opossum is depicted in shades of gray and brown with a pink tail.