Deciding Socks

Description: Logo T for LA punk band Still Deciding

Description: Plain text to beseech you to give up the either/or life and choose both. Embrace the &.

Description: For English students, English teachers, and those in any work setting, it's a universal fact. The struggle to end a message perfectly causes immense anxiety. An English teacher writing to parents will agonize over whether to use sincerely or warmly, terrified of sending the wrong tone. An English student emailing a professor for an extension will spend twenty minutes debating if saying best regards sounds entirely too casual. In any work context, professionals rewrite their email signatures repeatedly, desperately trying to sound friendly but highly authoritative. We pour all of our best mental energy into those final two words to guarantee that absolutely nobody ever misinterprets our true daily intentions online today.

Description: Assuredly, this applies to any work, including English teachers and English students. It is an absolute one hundred percent global truth for people of all ages who work or study anything. Separating all the groups: workers of anything tackle this. Students of anything digest this. Teachers of anything process this. English students confront this. English teachers approach this. When the volume of incoming messages reaches a breaking point, our motivation completely disappears. We open the digital portal, gaze at the massive list of unread items, and immediately feel entirely overwhelmed. Rather than doing the hard labor of replying right now, we simply close the entire tab. We hope tomorrow brings patience to sort it.

Description: Four out of the five voices in my head think you're an idiot the other one is deciding where to bury you funny slogan typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Description: A stark, text-based composition featuring bold white lettering against a black background. The text reads, "FOUR OUT OF THE FIVE VOICES IN MY HEAD THINK YOU'RE AN IDIOT. THE OTHER ONE IS DECIDING WHERE TO BURY YOU.". The words are arranged in several lines, with 'IDIOT.' prominently displayed.

Description: Spoilers: The line at the end of Guardians of The Galaxy.

Description: Four out of the five voices in my head think you're an idiot the other one is deciding where to bury you funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Description: Yellow Jacket wasp eyeballing ya. Some call them hornets, but they're wasps.

Description: Let's think about it