Dptpid Socks

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: Madame Web - CPR Certified (dark version)

Description: Ce n'est pas

Description: The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast - Halloween Special

Description: Stuck in the '80s and The 80s Cruise go hand in hand each year.

Description: Unspooled - PEW PEW

Description: Corporate Baddie/Saddie

Description: Hooowling Halloween Rescue Wolf (Haddie)

Description: The Love Bird Cartoon-Style

Description: Taking care of Bozness

Description: "Hustle but stay humble" is an Inspired Analyst slogan for personal and professional growth that emphasizes the importance of working hard and putting in the effort to achieve one's goals, while also maintaining a humble attitude toward success.

Description: Never Not Funny Retro Logo

Description: Shameless plug!

Description: Looking for a good laugh? Our collection of funny t-shirts is sure to make you smile. From clever puns to silly graphics, we've got something for everyone. These shirts are perfect for expressing your personality, making a statement, or just brightening up your day. Our tees are made with high-quality materials, so they're comfortable and durable. Whether you're looking for a gift or just want to treat yourself, you'll find the perfect funny shirt in our collection.

Description: JRVP blue version.

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: Design is in celebration of Saquatch Odyssey Podcast's one year anniversary! Show your support of the show with one of Brian's famous tag lines - "Sit Back, Relax and Enjoy the Show" :)

Description: Lil Doctors

Description: An homage to the Classic Dyatlov Pass Episode, in a vintage American College style.

Description: FRONT and BACK print is only available on CLASSIC tees.

Description: An homage to the Victorian Penny Newspapers, with a Dark Histories twist, featuring 5 classic episodes as headlines, including Spring Heeled Jack, The Mummys Curse, Somerton Man, Vampires and The Nelly Butler Haunting. Hand drawn by listener & artist, Hannah Friedrichs.

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: We need Justice for Tara! ***10% of proceeds will be donated to the Cold Case Foundation in Tara's honor.

Description: Enjoy!

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: Homage to the Somerton Man Mystery, in a vintage tourist beach style.

Description: Changing Stigmas With Love

Description: Coffee first, then kindness

Description: Sometimes the best weapon is the one that people least expect.

Description: You know that's what they're thinking anyway

Description: CallDuckOfficial

Description: Am I right?

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: The classic DH butterfly logo. DH butterfly logo designed by longtime listener, Courtney Donkersteeg.

Description: For the boy <3

Description: Lead with love