Dptpid Socks

Description: Lead with love

Description: Embrace the legend! Featuring Mister Puss in full scooter-riding glory with his iconic pancake face, this tee captures his fearless, wind-swept look with the slogan “Pancake Face is My Superpower.” Made for fans of Mister Puss who know that sometimes, the best superpowers come with whiskers and a little attitude!

Description: Dallas and Dakota The Dynamic Duo

Description: A Halloween scene for the podcast!

Description: Vengeance is mine! - That Aged Well Podcast

Description: Don't forget to smile today! - Snickers

Description: "I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20" in pink balloons T-Shirt by BLCKSMTH "I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20" in pink balloons by BLCKSMTH I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: Pita & Biscuit - callduckofficial

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: A Victorian twist on the Dark Histories Logo, inspired by the Penny Newspapers of the day. Hand drawn by listener and artist Hannah Friederichs.

Description: Single Taken Toxic

Description: Keep calm and stay cozy

Description: Keep calm and stay cozy

Description: I'm cheering for you every day, you lovely nibble!

Description: Don't forget to smile today! - Snickers

Description: A design to celebrate the well-loved monorail system

Description: Classic Dark Histories Butterfly Logo, only on merch! Butterfly design by: Courtney Donkersteeg

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: Moose and Milla - DogDadMantra

Description: Mister Puss

Description: Stanley The House Hippo

Description: Stanley The House Hippo

Description: Our take on "Surprise, surprise"

Description: FRONT print only!

Description: A modern reimagining for the Dark Histories Butterfly logo.

Description: Lead with Love

Description: Human In Training by Sweeti Gigi

Description: Life of Almond black and white

Description: We offer NO REFUND$

Description: If you know, you know. And you're a Blue 58 listener, so you know.

Description: I'm Mike, a queer artist in Portland, Oregon. The artwork on this shirt is based on my popular balloon art, and by buying it, you'll be supporting queer artists make more art. Also if I see you wearing it in public I will come up to you and embarrass myself (I promise I will not do this).

Description: Moose and Mila sitting

Description: Ditch Tiger Summer

Description: SUS King design

Description: Here's the official Christmas design for 2021! Have some happy howlidays, guys and ghouls!

Description: A bit of Sandman dust courtesy of the DH butterfly to help you Sleep Tight. DH butterfly logo designed by longtime listener, Courtney Donkersteeg.