Fart Science Humor Socks
Description: This clever humor design features the complete text: They Hate On Me For Farting But The Biggest Stars Are Full Of Gas. Ideal for science enthusiasts and humor lovers who enjoy flatulence jokes and space puns.
They Hate On Me For Farting But The Biggest Stars Are Full Of Gas Funny Flatulence Humor Space Lover Socks
by 0reooos ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$14 $20
Description: The official Fartfort scale, from 0 to 5. Calm: nothing to report. Whisper: only you know. Squeaker: the dog looks up. Trumpet: everyone knows. Room Clearer: windows, open, now. Evacuate: call the authorities. A funny rating-chart gift for scientists, weather nerds, and group chats. Issued by FartMerch. Not a real science. White and green on dark. Printed for dark shirts. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear.
The Fartfort Scale - Official Fart Rating Chart Gift Socks
by FartMerch.com
$14 $20
Description: Funny space parody design featuring farting humor, planets, stars, and a cheeky solar system science joke.
They Hate On Me For Farting But The Biggest Stars Are Full Of Gas Socks
by Youssef Toni Cali
$14 $20
Description: Element 69: Fartium, symbol Fm. State: gaseous, obviously. Unstable, odoriferous, hilarious. Mass: varies by burrito. This periodic table tile discovered by accident, every time, uses the FartMerch monogram as its chemical symbol. A funny science gift for chemistry teachers, nerds, and lab partners with a weak stomach. White and FartMerch green on dark. Printed for dark shirts. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear.
Element Fartium (Fm) - Periodic Table Tile Funny Gift Socks
by FartMerch.com
$14 $20
Description: CH4 is methane, and you're the machine that makes it. This clean, nerdy fart pun spells maCH4ine with the methane formula glowing in FartMerch green. A gas-tastic gift for chemistry teachers, science nerds, dads and anyone who clears a room on purpose. GAS-TASTIC GEAR FOR EVERY REAR.