Faster Socks
The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom. Socks
by BoxingKangarooRetail
$20
Description: Put your love ones to bed tonight knowing that they, you and America are safe from invasions coming from both earth and outer space. The Super Duper Missile made in the USA, is the fastest missile ever made, 17 times faster, with the destructive force to terminate everything in its path. Wearing this shirt will make a bold statement to the invader, “You may have an army, but we have the Super Duper Missile!”
Description: Chasing down that new personal best? This "Harder Better Faster Stronger" design is built for the pavement pounders, track athletes, and distance runners who never settle. Featuring aggressive athletic typography and a red finish-line racing flag graphic, this design captures the pure drive it takes to shave seconds off your pace. Perfect for your next 5k, 10k, half marathon, or just that brutal weekend long run. Wear it to the starting line and let them know you came to push the pace.
Description: Hungry dogs move at a faster pace than normal. When a dog is hungry, his natural impulse is to look for food, which may cause him to run quicker than usual. Furthermore, dogs who are well-fed may run faster if properly taught and motivated.The statement is a motivational proverb that encourages endurance and dedication, reminding us that success comes to those who are hungry and motivated. The design is straightforward and simplistic, making it a flexible t-shirt that may be worn to the gym, on errands, or at home.Wearing this t-shirt will give you the inspiration you need to get something done. Buy it right away; don't wait!
Description: Faster Pussycat is an American hard rock/glam metal band from Los Angeles, formed in 1985 by vocalist Taime Downe, guitarists Greg Steele and Brent Muscat and bassist Kelly Nickels. The group has since gone through numerous lineup changes leaving Downe as the only constant member.