Frig Off Socks
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Description: Like the regal Canada Goose, Canada bows to no one. A sleeping beaver has awakened, and we will bite your legs off and then build elaborate feats of rodent civil engineering with the stumps. May the SuperBowl go dark as Quebec cuts the hydro. 10 dollar gas awaits as we plug the pipelines. Red states will quake as the Canadarm hucks space rocks from high orbit. Soon, Celine Dion will be interred in an unkillable steel battle sarcophagus brimming with weapons and belting out powerful music at 300 dBA. Your streets will run brown and sticky as the syrup flows. Honk. Honk.
