I Did A Science Socks
I did ketamine once and I woke up with a horsedick Socks
by ConasBurns
$14 $20
Description: A distressed, patriotic graphic featuring a soldier from behind, draped in an American flag. Text reads 'ASSUMING I'M JUST AN OLD MAN WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE I AM A VETERAN I SERVED MY COUNTRY WHAT DID DO?'. A small American flag detail is present near the bottom.
Soldier Wrapped in Flag Assuming I'm Just An Old Man Was Your First Mistake I Am A Veteran I Served My Country What Did Do? Socks
by antoniolero
$14 $20
Description: A blue bear sits on rocky terrain, facing left, with fiery orange waves and a dark, cloudy sky behind it. The words "I am HAUNTED By The Things I Did" arc over the bear, and "for a Klondike Bar" is printed below. The style is dramatic and somewhat surreal.
Blue Bear Sitting on Rocks with Fiery Waves and Clouds "I am Haunted By The Things I Did for a Klondike Bar" Socks
by Ivan Belcic
$14 $20
Description: I Don't Have A Favorite Child But If I Did It Would Most Definitely Be My Son In Law design
I Don't Have A Favorite Child But If I Did It Would Most Definitely Be My Son In Law Socks
by UrbanCharm
$14 $20
Description: I Don't Have A Favorite Child But If I Did It Would Most Definitely Be My Son In Law design
I Don't Have A Favorite Child But If I Did It Would Most Definitely Be My Son In Law Socks
by UrbanCharm
$14 $20
Description: I Don't Have A Favorite Child But If I Did It Would Most Definitely Be My Son In Law design
I Don't Have A Favorite Child But If I Did It Would Most Definitely Be My Son In Law Socks
by UrbanCharm
$14 $20
Description: Shirt is an exclusive novelty design. Grab this Parenting Tee Shirt as a Gift for someone close to you. The presentee will receive a ton of compliments wearing this Shirt
Wait I See A Rock, Science, Rock Lover, Geology Teacher, Rock Collector Socks
by DoeTheArtist
$14 $20
Description: Every enthusiast knows the struggle of balancing performance mods with local regulations! This design is for the gearhead who knows "a guy" who can handle the technicalities when you've done a cat delete and still need to navigate the smog process. It’s a subtle wink to the automotive community—wear it with pride if you’re the one who always has the hookup!
I Got A Guy phrase What you say when you did a cat delete and still pass smog Socks
by Mysterio Studio
$14 $20
Description: Marie Curie portrait and quote: I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale. We should not allow it to be believed that all scientific progress can be reduced to mechanisms, machines, gearings, even though such machinery also has its beauty. Neither do I believe that the spirit of adventure runs any risk of disappearing in our world. If I see anything vital around me, it is precisely that spirit of adventure, which seems indestructible and is akin to curiosity.
Description: A cartoon blue polar bear is seated on orange rocky terrain against a sunset backdrop. The text "I am HAUNTED By The Things I Did" is arched above the bear, and "for a Klondike Bar" is below.
Blue Polar Bear I am Haunted By The Things I Did for a Klondike Bar Socks
by Nevercontentjpn
$14 $20
Description: A black background with bold white text. The top lines read "I HEARD WHAT YOU DID FOR A". The third line reads "KLONDIKE BAR". The bottom line reads "CALL ME". The text is all uppercase and has a minimalist style.
I Heard What You Did For A Klondike Bar Call Me Bold Text Socks
by RIO BRIAN AMIGOS
$14 $20
Description: A retro-style emblem with a black background and a cream outline. The text "I HEARD WHAT YOU DID: FOR A" is at the top, followed by "KLONDIKE BAR" in large cream letters. Below that, it reads "CALL ME." Five cream stars are positioned at the bottom.
I Heard What You Did: For A Klondike Bar Call Me Retro Emblem Socks
by FARMERSTYLESS
$14 $20
Description: A funny and relatable design for adults who know life can be overwhelming sometimes. Perfect for anyone who enjoys sarcastic humor and jokes about the challenges of adulthood.
I Don't Know About You But I've Thought About Running Away More As An Adult Than I Ever Did As A Child ON BACK Socks
by Retro Ruckus
$14 $20
Description: Hypothesis: I need a nap. Results: pending. A flask of blue something and a research question that never gets funded. Original flat-vector illustration and bold type.
Hypothesis I Need A Nap Results Pending Funny Science Teacher Lab Socks
by ArtsyStone
$14 $20
I Heard what you did for a klondike bar, Call Me - Funny Saying Socks
by Hirota Tees
$14 $20
Description: A fun western-inspired teacher design for science educators who bring classroom style with a country twist. Great for teachers, teacher appreciation gifts, and school staff who love western humor and a rustic vibe.
She’s a Science Teacher I Can Tell Western Classroom Cute Teacher Life Graphic Socks
by 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐬
$14 $20
I-have-a-plan! | Critical-fail-DnD-Science-of-D20 Socks
by flow.ctopus
$14 $20
Description: Show off your love for science and technology with this funny 'I Am Not A Robot Or Am I' design. Perfect for math enthusiasts and tech geeks who appreciate a good joke. A great gift for anyone who enjoys humor in STEM.
Funny I Am Not A Robot Or Am I, Science, Math, Technology Socks
by Studio Anyway
$14 $20
Description: It's a great birthday present or just a present for your friends. Get this great-looking outfit for someone special or yourself.
Mom I'm Sorry For All The Dumb Stuff I Did As A Kid If It Helps You Only Know About Half Of It Socks
by Ataft Brahim Ayan
$14 $20
Description: A bold, white, all-caps text design on a black background. The phrase 'I'M A SCIENCE TEACHER.' is centered in large font, followed by 'I KNOW THINGS ABOUT STUFF.' below it in a slightly smaller but still prominent font. The style is clean and straightforward.
I'm A Science Teacher. I Know Things About Stuff. Socks
by studiobogares
$14 $20
Description: Celebrate the dedication of science teachers and educators with this design. Perfect for proud science professionals. Features the phrase She's A Science Teacher I Can Tell.
She's A Science Teacher I Can Tell Science Educator Profession Socks
by TeamLAW
$14 $20
Description: A skeletal figure wearing a nurse's cap with a red cross symbol holds a syringe. The text "DON'T WORRY I DID THIS ON A MANNEQUIN ONCE" is displayed in a curved font around the figure. The style is monochrome with white elements on a black background.
Don't Worry I Did This On A Mannequin Once Skeleton Nurse Socks
by ASYIFA ARTWORK
$14 $20
Description: Forget Princess I Want To Be A Scientist design for future scientist girl STEM students. Perfect for science enthusiasts and aspiring researchers.
Forget Princess I Want To Be A Scientist Future Scientist Girl STEM Science Socks
by SILAS
$14 $20
Description: Forget Princess I Want To Be A Scientist design for science lovers, future scientists, STEM students, and girls in science. Empowering message for science enthusiasts and aspiring researchers.
Forget Princess I Want To Be A Scientist Science Girl STEM Future Scientist Socks
by Mateo
$14 $20
Description: A design for aspiring scientists and STEM enthusiasts. Perfect for girls and students who love science, chemistry, and research. Forget Princess I Want To Be A Scientist.
Forget Princess I Want To Be A Scientist Future Scientist STEM Girls Science Socks
by SILAS
$14 $20
Description: Show off your passion for geology and rock collecting with this funny "WAIT I SEE A ROCK" typography design! Featuring a bold, distressed vintage white font that stands out sharply against dark backgrounds, this quote perfectly captures the distracted nature of every true rockhound, geologist, and nature explorer. Ideal for geology students, teachers, hikers, crystal hunters, and rock collectors. Perfect for custom t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, stickers, mugs, and funny outdoor gifts!
Wait I See A Rock Funny Geology Rockhound Vintage Socks
by sports_23
$14 $20
Description: Express your love for your amazing Daughter In Law with this humorous design. Perfect for Mother In Law, Father In Law, and Parents who cherish their In Law. I Don't Have A Favorite Child But If I Did It Would Most Definitely Be My Daughter In Law.
I Don't Have A Favorite Child But If I Did It Would Most Definitely Be My Daughter In Law Funny Mother In Law Parent Gift Socks
by Kirisketch
$14 $20
Description: This science humor design for electricians and electrical engineers features the clever phrase Can I Get A Watt Watt. Ideal for physics students and science enthusiasts.
Can I Get A Watt Watt Electrician Electrical Engineer Physics Science Humor Socks
by Fiesta of Pets
$14 $20
Description: Empowering design for science enthusiasts and aspiring female scientists. Features the complete text: Forget Princess I Want To Be A Scientist. Perfect for students, science lovers, and STEM advocates.
Forget Princess I Want To Be A Scientist Science STEM Empowered Girl Socks
by SILAS
$14 $20