I Did A Science Merch
I did ketamine once and I woke up with a horsedick Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by ConasBurns
$16 $24
I Heard What You Did For A Klondike Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Benny's Doodles
$28 $35
Description: A distressed, patriotic graphic featuring a soldier from behind, draped in an American flag. Text reads 'ASSUMING I'M JUST AN OLD MAN WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE I AM A VETERAN I SERVED MY COUNTRY WHAT DID DO?'. A small American flag detail is present near the bottom.
Soldier Wrapped in Flag Assuming I'm Just An Old Man Was Your First Mistake I Am A Veteran I Served My Country What Did Do? Shorts
by antoniolero
$21 $27
Description: A blue bear sits on rocky terrain, facing left, with fiery orange waves and a dark, cloudy sky behind it. The words "I am HAUNTED By The Things I Did" arc over the bear, and "for a Klondike Bar" is printed below. The style is dramatic and somewhat surreal.
Blue Bear Sitting on Rocks with Fiery Waves and Clouds "I am Haunted By The Things I Did for a Klondike Bar" Sticker
by Ivan Belcic
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Shirt is an exclusive novelty design. Grab this Parenting Tee Shirt as a Gift for someone close to you. The presentee will receive a ton of compliments wearing this Shirt
Wait I See A Rock, Science, Rock Lover, Geology Teacher, Rock Collector Pin
by DoeTheArtist
$2.75 $3.25
Description: I Don't Have A Favorite Child But If I Did It Would Most Definitely Be My Son In Law design
I Don't Have A Favorite Child But If I Did It Would Most Definitely Be My Son In Law Hat
by UrbanCharm
$11 $19
Description: I Don't Have A Favorite Child But If I Did It Would Most Definitely Be My Son In Law design
I Don't Have A Favorite Child But If I Did It Would Most Definitely Be My Son In Law Bag
by UrbanCharm
$19 $24
Description: I Don't Have A Favorite Child But If I Did It Would Most Definitely Be My Son In Law design
I Don't Have A Favorite Child But If I Did It Would Most Definitely Be My Son In Law Pin
by UrbanCharm
$2.75 $3.25
Description: Every enthusiast knows the struggle of balancing performance mods with local regulations! This design is for the gearhead who knows "a guy" who can handle the technicalities when you've done a cat delete and still need to navigate the smog process. It’s a subtle wink to the automotive community—wear it with pride if you’re the one who always has the hookup!
I Got A Guy phrase What you say when you did a cat delete and still pass smog Tapestry
by Mysterio Studio
$23 $30
Description: Marie Curie portrait and quote: I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale. We should not allow it to be believed that all scientific progress can be reduced to mechanisms, machines, gearings, even though such machinery also has its beauty. Neither do I believe that the spirit of adventure runs any risk of disappearing in our world. If I see anything vital around me, it is precisely that spirit of adventure, which seems indestructible and is akin to curiosity.
Description: A cartoon blue polar bear is seated on orange rocky terrain against a sunset backdrop. The text "I am HAUNTED By The Things I Did" is arched above the bear, and "for a Klondike Bar" is below.
Blue Polar Bear I am Haunted By The Things I Did for a Klondike Bar Magnet
by Nevercontentjpn
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A black background with bold white text. The top lines read "I HEARD WHAT YOU DID FOR A". The third line reads "KLONDIKE BAR". The bottom line reads "CALL ME". The text is all uppercase and has a minimalist style.
I Heard What You Did For A Klondike Bar Call Me Bold Text Magnet
by RIO BRIAN AMIGOS
$3.75 $4.75
I Did Not Mean to Offend You That Was Just a Bonus Retro Text Baseball T-Shirt
by Inked Efect shop
$19 $26
Description: A retro-style emblem with a black background and a cream outline. The text "I HEARD WHAT YOU DID: FOR A" is at the top, followed by "KLONDIKE BAR" in large cream letters. Below that, it reads "CALL ME." Five cream stars are positioned at the bottom.
I Heard What You Did: For A Klondike Bar Call Me Retro Emblem Crewneck Sweatshirt
by FARMERSTYLESS
$28 $35
Description: A funny and relatable design for adults who know life can be overwhelming sometimes. Perfect for anyone who enjoys sarcastic humor and jokes about the challenges of adulthood.
I Don't Know About You But I've Thought About Running Away More As An Adult Than I Ever Did As A Child ON BACK Pillow
by Retro Ruckus
$23 $28
Description: Hypothesis: I need a nap. Results: pending. A flask of blue something and a research question that never gets funded. Original flat-vector illustration and bold type.
Hypothesis I Need A Nap Results Pending Funny Science Teacher Lab T-Shirt
by ArtsyStone
$16 $24
Description: A fun western-inspired teacher design for science educators who bring classroom style with a country twist. Great for teachers, teacher appreciation gifts, and school staff who love western humor and a rustic vibe.
She’s a Science Teacher I Can Tell Western Classroom Cute Teacher Life Graphic Bag
by 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐬
$19 $24
I Heard what you did for a klondike bar, Call Me - Funny Saying Kids Hoodie
by Hirota Tees
$28 $36
Description: Show off your love for science and technology with this funny 'I Am Not A Robot Or Am I' design. Perfect for math enthusiasts and tech geeks who appreciate a good joke. A great gift for anyone who enjoys humor in STEM.
Funny I Am Not A Robot Or Am I, Science, Math, Technology Baseball T-Shirt
by Studio Anyway
$19 $26
I-have-a-plan! | Critical-fail-DnD-Science-of-D20 Magnet
by flow.ctopus
$3.75 $4.75
Description: It's a great birthday present or just a present for your friends. Get this great-looking outfit for someone special or yourself.
Mom I'm Sorry For All The Dumb Stuff I Did As A Kid If It Helps You Only Know About Half Of It Magnet
by Ataft Brahim Ayan
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A bold, white, all-caps text design on a black background. The phrase 'I'M A SCIENCE TEACHER.' is centered in large font, followed by 'I KNOW THINGS ABOUT STUFF.' below it in a slightly smaller but still prominent font. The style is clean and straightforward.
I'm A Science Teacher. I Know Things About Stuff. Tapestry
by studiobogares
$23 $30
Description: Celebrate the dedication of science teachers and educators with this design. Perfect for proud science professionals. Features the phrase She's A Science Teacher I Can Tell.
She's A Science Teacher I Can Tell Science Educator Profession Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by TeamLAW
$17 $24
Description: Geology humor for anyone who cannot walk past an interesting stone. Wait I See a Rock appears in centered white serif lettering across two stacked lines, creating a clean minimalist text design with a playful earth science theme. A great choice for geologists, geology students, rock collectors, mineral enthusiasts, rockhounds, and science lovers. Wear or share the design during field trips, classroom lessons, museum visits, geology club events, or everyday rock spotting adventures.
Geology Humor Wait I See a Rock Geologist Science Design Tote
by Galavan
$13 $20
Description: A skeletal figure wearing a nurse's cap with a red cross symbol holds a syringe. The text "DON'T WORRY I DID THIS ON A MANNEQUIN ONCE" is displayed in a curved font around the figure. The style is monochrome with white elements on a black background.
Don't Worry I Did This On A Mannequin Once Skeleton Nurse Pillow
by ASYIFA ARTWORK
$23 $28
Dinosaurs Did Not Have a Space Program Science Humor Posters and Art
by Stylecombinator
$10 $14
Description: Forget Princess I Want To Be A Scientist design for future scientist girl STEM students. Perfect for science enthusiasts and aspiring researchers.
Forget Princess I Want To Be A Scientist Future Scientist Girl STEM Science Tank Top
by SILAS
$16 $21
Description: Forget Princess I Want To Be A Scientist design for science lovers, future scientists, STEM students, and girls in science. Empowering message for science enthusiasts and aspiring researchers.
Forget Princess I Want To Be A Scientist Science Girl STEM Future Scientist Hat
by Mateo
$11 $19
Description: A design for aspiring scientists and STEM enthusiasts. Perfect for girls and students who love science, chemistry, and research. Forget Princess I Want To Be A Scientist.
Forget Princess I Want To Be A Scientist Future Scientist STEM Girls Science Pillow
by SILAS
$23 $28