If I Ever Get Murdered Socks
Description: Bring a dose of dark humor and mischievous charm to your wardrobe or wall with this hilarious raccoon meme design! Featuring a sly, wide-eyed raccoon and the witty phrase “If I Ever Get Rabies, You’re High on My Waiting List”, this artwork perfectly captures the playful chaos and sarcastic attitude of everyone’s favorite masked bandit. Perfect for animal lovers, meme enthusiasts, and fans of quirky humor, this design adds a fun, cheeky vibe to shirts, mugs, posters, or stickers — a great conversation starter and a guaranteed smile-inducer.
Description: If I ever get rabies, you're high on my bitin' list. A sarcastic quote that turns a ridiculous scenario into a playful and funny threat. This witty line leans into exaggerated humor and cheeky attitude that makes the punchline stand out. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys sarcastic quotes and playful humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Description: Bold and hilarious raccoon design featuring the phrase “If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin’ List.” Perfect for animal lovers, sarcastic humor fans, and anyone who enjoys unique wildlife-themed artwork. Great gift for friends who love cheeky quotes and woodland critters.
Description: A bold black-and-white raccoon giving the middle finger with a mischievous, sarcastic attitude. Perfect for raccoon lovers, trash panda fans, sarcastic humor enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys rebellious animal memes with attitude. A funny present for your favorite troublemaker.
Description: If I Ever Get Rabies — You're High On My Bitin' List. A bold vintage woodcut raccoon illustration with western serif typography delivering one of the most creative prioritization systems ever committed to fabric. For everyone who has a mental list, knows exactly who is on it, and appreciates the raccoon's role in communicating that information efficiently.
Description: For the person who never leaves a word unsaid. This design is for those who take pride in their outspoken nature and want everyone to know that even in the final moments, they were likely getting the last word in. Wear your sass as a badge of honor!
If I Am Ever Murdered Feel Comfort In Knowing That I Ran My Mouth Until The Bitter End Socks
by Mysterio Studio
$20
Description: Show off your dark sense of humor with this hilarious "If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List" raccoon design. A perfect blend of sarcastic wit and retro vintage aesthetics, this graphic tee is a fantastic conversation starter. Ideal for anyone who loves funny animal puns and unique, edgy streetwear.
