If I Ever Say Socks
If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List - Raccoon Socks
by Wilwilcox
$14 $20
Description: Bring a dose of dark humor and mischievous charm to your wardrobe or wall with this hilarious raccoon meme design! Featuring a sly, wide-eyed raccoon and the witty phrase “If I Ever Get Rabies, You’re High on My Waiting List”, this artwork perfectly captures the playful chaos and sarcastic attitude of everyone’s favorite masked bandit. Perfect for animal lovers, meme enthusiasts, and fans of quirky humor, this design adds a fun, cheeky vibe to shirts, mugs, posters, or stickers — a great conversation starter and a guaranteed smile-inducer.
If I Ever Get Rabies You're High on My Waiting List Funny Raccoon Meme Socks
by WitchyArty
$14 $20
Description: If I ever get rabies, you're high on my bitin' list. A sarcastic quote that turns a ridiculous scenario into a playful and funny threat. This witty line leans into exaggerated humor and cheeky attitude that makes the punchline stand out. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys sarcastic quotes and playful humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Funny Sarcastic If I Ever Get Rabies Youre High On My Biting List Socks
by Lorethan T-Shirts
$14 $20
If You Say Funny I Love Heart Red Color For The Love Of You Socks
by DoyleJerry Co
$14 $20
Description: If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List. I Require Snacks Funny Horror Raccoon
If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List Floral Vintage Socks
by Klover
$14 $20
Description: A hilariously blunt and sarcastic design featuring the ultimate fair warning: "If I Ever Say Do You Want Me To Be Honest Say No." The perfect witty graphic for anyone known for having zero filter, loving dry humor, and giving their friends a playful heads-up before the unfiltered truth comes out.
If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List Raccoon Socks
by GoodDoll Fixed
$14 $20
If I Ever Say Do You Want Me To Be Honest Say No Socks
by Sheri Combs Designs
$14 $20
If You Can't Remember My Name Just Say owl i will turn around Socks
by UrbanCharm
$14 $20
If You Can't Remember My Name Just Say owl i will turn around Socks
by UrbanCharm
$14 $20
Description: Bold "If You Are Shocked By Anything I Say, Then You Obviously Haven't Been Paying Attention" sarcastic quote. Great gift for outspoken, no-filter personalities.
If You Are Shocked By Anything I Say Sarcastic Quote T-Shirt Socks
by cobiepacior
$14 $20
Description: The perfect design for the bestie with a questionable singing voice. Remind your best friend that you are always there to make them laugh, even if it means singing until they feel better!
Dear Bestie If You Ever Feel Bad, Call Me I Promise I Will Sing To You Then You Can Decide What's Worse Socks
by Retro Ruckus
$14 $20
Description: Sassy raccoon design. Features a masked bandit with a vengeance. Perfect for those with a darkly humorous side.
If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List Raccoon Socks
by santerelmarkel photography
$14 $20
Description: If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List Raccoon A humorous raccoon design. Features a sassy critter ready with a bite list, a funny jab at revenge. Get yours now!
If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List Raccoon Socks
by santerelmarkel photography
$14 $20
Description: Consider this your official warning: I don’t do "polite" when I could do "honest." This design is for the bold individual who never shies away from speaking their mind. If you're looking for a filter, you’ve come to the wrong place—but if you want the unfiltered truth, you’ve found your perfect match.
Warning I Do Not Hesitate To Say What I'm Thinking Ever Socks
by Mysterio Studio
$14 $20
Description: Funny T-Shirts for Men and Women, Sarcastic Graphic Tees, Cool Humor Shirts, Soft Cotton Blend, Novelty Short Sleeve Shirts
if i ever say "do you want me to be honest?" say no t shirt Socks
by WN Graphics
$14 $20
Description: A detailed monochrome graphic features a menacing raccoon. The raccoon is snarling with sharp teeth displayed, framed by barbed wire. Above the raccoon, the text reads "IF I EVER GET RABIES," and below, "YOU'RE HIGH ON MY BITIN' LIST."
If I Ever Get Rabies Raccoon You're high on my Bitin' List Socks
by FARMERSTYLESS
$14 $20
Description: Cute raccoon design for dark humor lovers. Features a masked bandit and a sassy message about a biting list.
If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List Raccoon Socks
by santerelmarkel photography
$14 $20