Introvorting Please Dont Talk Socks
Description: A monochrome design with four square panels at the top depicting a skull and crossbones, a person at a laptop, a flame, and a target. Below these are the texts 'PRODUCTION DEPLOYMENT', 'MERGE CONFLICTS', 'STORIES ROLLING OVER', and 'SCOPE CREEP'. The main text states 'Please don't talk to me' with 'EXCEPTION FIUR COFFEEE' underneath. Additional text includes 'I HAVE ZERF SELF-CONTROL AND WILL CAT WITH YOU FOR HOURS AND NOT GET ANY WORK DING' and 'FROM DESIGN PATTERNS AND POISSONOUS POISONIUS DART FROGS EXISTENTIAL DREAD AND BIRTHDAY CLOWNS'.
Please don't yell. You're making it really hard for me to ignore you Socks
by pop culture expert
$20
Description: A bold, black background design with white and yellow text. The top line reads "PLEASE" in yellow with a yellow bar on each side. Below, "DON'T TALK TO ME, I JUST WANT TO MEET" is in white, with a white paw print replacing the "O" in DON'T. The bottom line, "YOUR DOG", is in large yellow text with a yellow paw print in place of the "O".
Description: A bold graphic with large white text on a black background. The text reads "PLEASE DON'T TALK TO ME, I JUST WANT TO MEET YOUR DOG". To the left of "PLEASE" and "TALK" are horizontal yellow bar elements. To the right of "ME," is a yellow paw print. The text is arranged in five lines.