Joe Flaherty Socks

Description: With your host, Count Floyd!

Description: Character collage from SCTV.

Description: I had a whole long, brilliant (in my own head) description written for this piece that was lost forever to the ether, so now it's just gonna be this: SCTV is awesome, so here's a cool shirt ...

Description: Tonight's Story: EARLY TO BED

Description: Melonville's premiere acapella group! Some of their biggest hits included "Step Around My Clip-on Tie", "Who Made the Egg Salad Sandwiches?", "I'm the Goof In The Classroom" and "Patsy Has the Largest Breasts in Town."

Description: It's gonna be scary kids!

Description: Melonville's scariest horror movie host/most respected newscaster

Description: You know why he uses that wheelchair.

Description: With William B. Williams and special guests Bobby Bittman and Lola Heatherton!

Description: Welcome to Monster Chiller Horror Theater! Awoooooo!!

Description: Joe Flaherty's Count Floyd was the horror host for those of us without horror hosts. Stuck with miserable duds like Tip O'Neal's 3-D House of Representatives, he was as good a horror cheerleader as you could ask for. SCTV 4 LIFE.

Description: The classic 80s logo!

Description: The best network president and station owner in all of Melonville!

Description: Big Jim McBob and Billy Sol Hurok!

Description: oooh... this one's gonna be SCARY kids!

Description: Have Sammy Holidays and a Maudlin New Year

Description: This 1982 rare album cover is SCAAAAARY!

Description: Count Floyd SCTV ~ Watercolor Illustration

Description: The famous painting of the best station owner Melonville has ever seen!

Description: This one's gonna be REALLY scary!

Description: Starring INDIRA GHANDI with SLIM WHITMAN as Punji Guevara. This Saturday Night Only At The Akron Civic Arena!

Description: Count Floyd SCTV

Description: Growing up, getting tall, things are starting to look real small!

Description: Now you can dress like one of the cast!