Minimum Socks
Description: A bold red title reads "ENGINEER" with a white outline. Below, a series of gold gears are depicted in various sizes against a black background. Underneath the gears, white text outlines different rates: "$100 MINIMUM", "$150 IF YOU WATCH", "$175 IF YOU HELP", "$200 IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$250 IF YOU TELL ME HOW'D TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A black background with text detailing an engineer's hourly rate based on specific conditions. The top features the bold text 'ENGINEER' in yellow and blue, followed by 'HOURLY RATE' with lightning bolt accents. Below, a list shows rates from $100/HR to $500/HR with corresponding conditions like 'MINIMUM', 'IF YOU PROVIDE DRAWINGS', and 'IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB'.
Description: A black background with white text listing electrician hourly rates, starting with '$70/HR MINIMUM' and increasing based on customer involvement. A yellow lightning bolt symbol is positioned above the title. The rates are: $100/HR IF YOU WATCH, $150/HR IF YOU HELP, $200/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST, and $300/HR IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB.
Description: A yellow fist is centered on a black background, representing a union laborer. Above the fist, "UNION LABORER HOURLY RATE" is displayed in bold, cracked yellow lettering. Below the fist, text details hourly rates: "$100/HR IF YOU MINIMUM", "$100/HR IF LACKE THAK", "1250/HR IF HOW TO DO PANT", and "$250/HR IF HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A black background features a yellow lightning bolt at the top. Below it, "ELECTRICIAN HOURLY RATE" is written in bold yellow letters with a yellow line underneath. Further down, a list of dollar amounts and corresponding actions are presented in yellow and white text, detailing electrician service rates.
I'm an MDS Nurse I Solve Problems You Don't Know You Have Socks
by Bay Critter Co
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Description: A rectangular sign with rounded corners against a black background. The sign itself is yellow with a thick black border. Text in black reads '< CAUTION', 'INTROVERT', 'NO TALKING ALLOWED', and the bottom lines read 'ANY OTHER SOCIAL INTERIACTIONS' and 'SHOULD BE KEPT TOI A MINIMUM'.
Description: A yellow triangular warning sign with a black border and black text. At the top, "CAUTION" is inside a black rectangle with a yellow exclamation mark icon. Below that, "INTROVERT" is displayed prominently. The bottom text reads "NO TALKING ALLOWED ANY OTHER SOCIAL INSTERACTIONS SHOULD BE KEPT A MINIMUM."
Description: A black background features text and mechanical elements. At the top, "MILLWRIGHT" is in large, colorful lettering with a yellow and black striped border. Below, "HOURLY RATE" is in white. A list of dollar amounts and conditions, such as "$100 MINIMUM" and "$500 IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB," is presented in green and white text. Wrench and gear motifs frame the central text.
