Minimum Socks
Description: A black background features text and mechanical elements. At the top, "MILLWRIGHT" is in large, colorful lettering with a yellow and black striped border. Below, "HOURLY RATE" is in white. A list of dollar amounts and conditions, such as "$100 MINIMUM" and "$500 IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB," is presented in green and white text. Wrench and gear motifs frame the central text.
Description: Retro Activism: Working Class Labor – This stark editorial image, "The Condition of the Laboring Man at Pullman," captures the relentless grip of corporate greed on the working class. A weighted press—marked "Low Wages" and "High Rent"—crushes an exhausted laborer beneath pillars of monopoly and wage slavery. In its time, Pullman’s exploitative grip forced workers into economic dependence, their pay swallowed by the very company that employed them. Today, echoes of this oppression persist. Healthcare costs, stagnant wages, and unchecked profiteering shape a new kind of subjugation, where survival remains a commodity rather than a right.
Description: A black background displays various sized gears at the top. Below the gears, the word "ENGINEER" is written in large red 3D letters. Beneath that, "HOURLY RATE" is in white. A list follows with dollar amounts and conditions, such as "$100 MINIMUM", "$125 IF YOU WATCH", and "$250 IF YOU TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITHOUT KNOWING".
Description: A yellow rectangular sign with a black border. The text reads '< CAUTION' at the top in a black banner. Below, 'INTROVERT' is displayed prominently. Further down, it states 'NO TALKING ALLOWED' and then 'ANY OTHER SOCIAL INTERIACTIONS SHOULD BE KEPT TO A MINIMUM'. The text is in black, bold, sans-serif font.
Description: A bold graphic with the word "ENGINEER" in distressed red lettering at the top, followed by "HOURLY RATE" in white. Below are listed hourly rates with corresponding conditions: "$100 - MINIMUM", "$130 - IF YOU WATCH", "$150 - IF YOU HELP", "$200 - IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$250 - IF YOU TELL ME HOWD TO DO MY JOB". A set of golden gears is positioned above the word "ENGINEER". The background is black.
Description: A straight-up graphic with gold lettering and a gold fist. The text reads "UNION LABORER HOURLY RATE". Below the fist, a black rectangular box with a gold border contains three lines of text indicating pay rates: "$100/HR IF YOU MINIMTO", "$250/HR", and "$250/HR IF HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A black rectangular panel displaying instructions for uploading an image. At the top is an icon representing an image with a hand cursor. Below the icon, white text reads 'Click or drag and drop to upload shirt image'. A horizontal line separates this from specifications: 'Minimum: 3200 x 3600 pixels' and 'Allowed file formats: .JPG, .PNG, .GIF'.
Description: A humorous graphic featuring an orange excavator with text indicating hourly rates. The top displays "OPERATOR HOURLY RATES" in a gradient of purple to green. Red circles show "$100/HR MINIMUM" and "$150/HR IF YOU WATCH". Below, conditions for rates are listed with corresponding dollar amounts.
Description: A black background with bold white text detailing hourly rates for an engineer. The top reads "ENGINEER" within a yellow and blue border. Below, "HOURLY RATE" is centered with lightning bolt accents. A list follows with varying rates and conditions like "MINIMUM", "IF YOU WATCH", "IF YOU HELP", "IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A black background features the words "ELECTRICIAN HOURLY RATE" in yellow capital letters, with a yellow lightning bolt symbol above. Below, the text "MINIUM 150 250 LEVEL INTERFRENCE $500 450 HOLEL INTERFRENCE $500 1 LEXOIDIANT ADVICE 200 UNSOLIANT ADVICE" is displayed in white and yellow letters.
Description: A white text-based composition on a black background. The top line reads "LET'S KEEP THE" in bold sans-serif capital letters, with a single horizontal line underneath. The second line, "Dumbfuckery", is in a flowing script font. The third line, "TO A MINIMUM", is in bold sans-serif capital letters. The final line, "Today", is in a script font.
Description: A black background design featuring the word "ENGINEER" in large red letters with a speckled texture. Above it are several yellow gears. Below "ENGINEER" is a red line followed by "HOURLY RATES" in white text. The subsequent lines list dollar amounts and phrases like "$100...MINIMUM", "$100...", "$250...IF YOU TELL ME HOWD", and "$250...HOW'D TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A bold black background features text in yellow and white. The top reads "ENGINEER" in large, metallic gold letters with a blue outline. Below, "HOURLY RATE" is in white and yellow. A list details rates: "$100 or --- HR MINIMUM", "$170 or HR --- IF YOU WATCH", "$200 or HR --- IF YOU HELP", "$320 or HR ---- IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$500 or HR ----- IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB". Blue lightning bolts flank "HOURLY RATE".
Description: This SXS UTV Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today Maverick design is perfect for off-road enthusiasts who love their UTV. Show off your love for adventure with this funny and sarcastic shirt. Great for those who enjoy side-by-side fun on the trails. Makes a perfect gift for any UTV owner or offroading friend.
Description: A black background features white text in a bold, sans-serif font. At the top, stylized wrenches flank a star. The main text reads "MECHANIC HOURLY RATE", followed by pricing tiers: "$100/HR MINIMUM", "$150/HR IF YOU WATCH", "IF YOU HELP", "$175/HR IF YOU HELP", "$200/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$25U TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A black background with bold yellow and orange text. The top reads "MILLWRIGHT" with a yellow and blue hazard stripe border. Below it, "HOURLY RATE" is in orange. A list follows detailing various hourly rates with corresponding conditions, such as "$100 or HR ... MINIMUM" and "$500 or HR ... IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO MO DO MY JOB."
Description: A black background features the bold red word "ENGINEER" at the top. Below it is a row of gold gears. The phrase "HOURLY RATE" is in grey. Further down, white text lists different prices based on the level of involvement with phrases like "$100 MIMINIMUM" and "$250 IF YOU TELL ME HOW'D TO DO MY JOB".
