Mocking Socks
Description: A sarcastic definition of religion is shown on this design: the belief that an all-powerful invisible man who lives in the sky uses his powers to subtly manipulate the outcomes of football games while letting children die of cancer. If you are an atheist, agnostic, or nonbeliever who is critical of modern organized religion, this one is for you. Spice up your family's holiday gathering this year by giving this as a gift for your devoutly religious aunt!
Description: A circular emblem featuring a beaver holding a broom and a bucket. Musical notes are depicted above the beaver. Text around the circle reads "CHARLIE HARVEY" and "EMMET WENDELL". A banner across the bottom states "WE ARE NOT WORKING, WE ARE MOCKING". The emblem also contains stars on the sides.