Mortuary Socks
Rodabaugh Mortuary Education & Consulting Color Socks
by Rodabaugh Mortuary Education & Consulting
$20
Rodabaugh Mortuary Education & Consulting Black & White Socks
by Rodabaugh Mortuary Education & Consulting
$20
Description: Jebediah Morningside's mortuary business was quite successful, though his fascination with a possible connection between our world and the world of the dead eventually led him to construct a machine that enabled him to travel through time and space. After going through the portal for the first time, traveling to a destination unknown, he promptly returned, irrevocably changed and forever known as 'the tall man.' This version of the Morningside Mortuary shirt features a slight distressed treatment with a few cracks and some texturing to give it a little more authenticity.
Description: For those with a taste for dark humor, this “Last Responder” design is a perfect fit. Featuring a retro hearse with a cheeky “Adios” license plate, this tee is ideal for morticians, funeral directors, goths, and anyone who loves spooky humor with a clever twist. Great conversation starter for Halloween parties, car enthusiasts with a love for hearses, or fans of macabre comedy. Whether you’re into creepy cool style or just enjoy a good pun, this shirt makes a killer statement.
Description: A vintage funeral-home advertisement from somewhere beyond the grave. This surreal horror design turns the mysterious mortuary of Phantasm into an eerie late-70s roadside business, complete with a chrome nightmare, endless cemetery nights, and one very tall man on duty. Built around the unmistakable atmosphere of cult supernatural horror, retro funeral signage, chrome sci-fi imagery, and grimy 1970s print aesthetics. A deep-cut design for fans who know that some funeral homes are better visited before closing time.
Description: Funny logo style design for a funeral director, mortician or embalmer (the original deadlifting champions) working at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery who has to be on call and make their own removals. "Deadlift Mortuary Transport" is fun for a Mortuary Science student or future funeral director headed into the funeral industry.
Description: Jebediah Morningside's mortuary business was quite successful, though his fascination with a possible connection between our world and the world of the dead eventually led him to construct a machine that enabled him to travel through time and space. After going through the portal for the first time, traveling to a destination unknown, he promptly returned, irrevocably changed and forever known as 'the tall man.' This version of the Morningside Mortuary shirt features a heavily distressed treatment making it look like a souvenir t-shirt from 1865. Wait, did they have t-shirts in 1965?
Description: The Autopsy of Jane Doe is a 2016 American supernatural horror film directed by André Øvredal. It stars Emile Hirsch and Brian Cox as father-and-son coroners who experience supernatural phenomena while examining the body of an unidentified woman (played by Olwen Kelly). It premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival on September 9, 2016, and was released on December 21. It is Øvredal's first English-language film.
Description: Mortuary Drape – Italian Occult Black Metal celebrates one of the most iconic underground black metal acts from Italy. Featuring a dripping, winged logo design in striking magenta, this artwork is perfect for fans of arcane rituals, early black metal, and obscure horror aesthetics.
Description: Funeral directors and cemetery workers will love this funny saying with a coffin design. Perfect for any mortician, cemetery counselor or grave digger. I Will Bury You. Seriously. I Can Totally Handle That For You! with coffin graphic is a fun idea for a Mortuary Science student or graduate with a sense of humor.
Description: Distressed vintage gothic cartoon featuring a panicked ring-tailed lemur in a Victorian tailcoat dropping and cracking fresh eggs into an open wooden coffin, captioned with the morbid idiom twist: "Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Casket." A witty gift for goth enthusiasts, morticians, cemetery lovers, and fans of dark comedy.
Description: Look professional and polished in this Embalmer Mortician Funeral Director Mortuary Embalming shirt. This comfortable and stylish tee is perfect for those in the funeral industry, with a design that showcases your role with pride. Whether you're working at a funeral home or attending a conference, this shirt is a great way to represent your profession.
