No Smoking Sign Socks
Description: When somebody ignores a 'NO SMOKING' sign, it's time to call the Smokebusters. They're ready to relieve you of your bad habit. Presumably, the heroes discharge fire extinguishers in the face of the offending smokers as they take a drag on their cigarette. This can also be used to celebrate and promote World No Tobacco Day (WNTD) which is celebrated annually on May 31. You can make everyday no tobacco day, if you quit smoking. Your lungs will thank you. Good health to all.
Description: Warning: this person is the largest source of natural gas in the building. A hazard-identification diamond rates flammability, health risk, and reactivity, with production daily and the pipeline internal. No smoking. No matches. A funny fart gift for dads, engineers, oil and gas workers, and anyone who lights up a room the wrong way. Original FartMerch design. Original FartMerch artwork, made for people who love a good fart joke and have zero shame about it.
Largest Source of Natural Gas - Hazard Diamond Fart Gift Socks
by FartMerch.com
$14 $20
Description: A lit cigar with a red-and-cream band and a glowing ash tip lies diagonally behind a bold red prohibition slash, turning the idiom "Close But No Cigar" into a literal no-cigar sign. Smooth, witty and built for anyone who loves a visual pun and a near miss. A fun pick for cigar lovers, vintage carnival fans, idiom lovers, punsters and anyone who just missed the prize.
No Cigar Prohibition Sign Burning Cigar Visual Pun Funny Idiom Close But No Cigar Humor Socks
by Fisheyed Graphics
$14 $20
