Oldest Socks
Description: Declare your rightful position in the family hierarchy with this bold sans-serif text tee owning what everyone already silently knows. Perfect for self-appointed favorite children, sibling rivalry trash-talkers, and anyone ready to deliver the punchline at the next family dinner.
Description: Declare your rightful position in the family hierarchy with this bold sans-serif text tee owning what everyone already silently knows. Perfect for self-appointed favorite children, sibling rivalry trash-talkers, and anyone ready to deliver the punchline at the next family dinner.
Description: Declare your rightful position in the family hierarchy with this bold sans-serif text tee owning what everyone already silently knows. Perfect for self-appointed favorite children, sibling rivalry trash-talkers, and anyone ready to deliver the punchline at the next family dinner.
Description: Declare your rightful position in the family hierarchy with this bold sans-serif text tee owning what everyone already silently knows. Perfect for self-appointed favorite children, sibling rivalry trash-talkers, and anyone ready to deliver the punchline at the next family dinner.
Description: A minimalist white line drawing on a black background. The composition features a tortoise, a gorilla, and an elephant, each associated with text above them: 'THE OLDEST', 'THE STRONGEST', and 'THE LARGEST'. Below these, the phrase 'ARE FUELED BY PLANTS' is accompanied by a seedling icon.
Description: This funny "I'm the oldest Sister I make the rules" Matching Sibling design is perfect for all your sisters! Grab one for your youngest, Middle and Oldest Sister. Design features a fun retro vintage design that's great for birthday & Christmas. Design features a matching "The Reason We Have Rules" & "The rules don't apply to me" for Middle and Youngest sister or brother. This tee is sure to get a laugh out of all your family and friends.
Description: This funny "I'm the Middle Sister I'm the reason we have rules" Matching Sibling design is perfect for all your sisters! Grab one for your youngest, Middle and Oldest Sister. Design features a fun retro vintage design that's great for birthday & Christmas. Design features a matching "I make the rules" & "The rules don't apply to me" for Oldest and Youngest sister or brother. This tee is sure to get a laugh out of all your family and friends.
Description: I’m the Oldest and Dad’s Successor Perfect for your oldest child, sister or brother on birthday. For the oldest child who is ready to take over the family business or carry on dad’s legacy. This design is a bold and proud statement for firstborn sons who have always been the natural successor. Great for family reunions, Father’s Day, or everyday wear when you want to remind everyone who is next in line.
Description: I’m the Oldest and Dad’s Successor Perfect for your oldest child, sister or brother on birthday. For the oldest child who is ready to take over the family business or carry on dad’s legacy. This design is a bold and proud statement for firstborn sons who have always been the natural successor. Great for family reunions, Father’s Day, or everyday wear when you want to remind everyone who is next in line.
