Onewheel Socks
Description: Bigfloat sightings are on the rise in Canada. Campers in multiple national and provincial parks have reported a “harry individual” going “full send” and “shredding up our site with sick moves at top speed” along with a “complete disregard for hygiene”. Park rangers are telling the public to keep and eye on their “roasted marshies” and “stoked” to hear any reported sightings of this onewheeling beast.
Description: If your "chuckaboo" (close friend) is just "not up to dick" (not well), this Victorian era design will help if they "got the morbs" (feeling melancholy). They will be up for some "nanty narking" (great fun) donning this "afternoonified" (smart) Onewheel Funwheel swag. I'm telling you, they won't be able to wipe the "gigglemug" (smile) off their face.
