Oz9 Socks

Description: She's feisty but ever-so-much-fun. And if you say differently, I hope you have a really good panic room.

Description: Wear your "I have poor leisure-time judgement" proudly and declare yourself to be the space monkey you are.

Description: If you know a woman who fits this description, get her a tee shirt or a pillow. You'll probably live longer.

Description: OK, not everyone likes the red nametags, so here's Greg, sans name, but still cute as Charles Dickens, or whatever that expression is.

Description: Joe mops up dead people. I don't think I'd let him make me a sandwich if I were you.

Description: He's amazing at mopping floors and scaring the hell out of the crew. His discovery of sandwich machines has eradicated any need for laxatives.

Description: all the merch you could want with this guy on it!

Description: Join the crew on board the Oz 9 ... or just wear them on a shirt, which you're far more likely to survive.

Description: The 778 XX Maintenance and Repair Bot

Description: Deadly with the decongestant, this assassin with the appalling French accent hitched a ride aboard the Oz 9. But what's his real purpose???

Description: When you've done some nifty assassining and must get away quickly, it's time for ... nefarious running!

Description: He's the ship's Public Relations guy. Or is he?

Description: The famous French assassin's threat!

Description: Didn't quite finish Captain school but strives mightily to keep her idiot crew alive. Bubble-wrap enthusiast.

Description: Dense enough to survive in deep space without a shirt, our fearless hacker probably already knows your password.

Description: Former captain of the former 6748, Jessie James is not particularly fond of life aboard the Oz 9, but she's learning to survive.

Description: Oh, just figure it out.

Description: When the dude who narrates your story doesn't really like you all that much...

Description: Love is Love. Thanks to our amazing artist, Lucas Elliott, for this special Pride Month design. All proceeds to The Trevor Project. If you want a different background color, shout to [email protected]!

Description: Join the useless crew of the decrepit Oz 9 as they limp around in space looking for a new home to utterly bugger up.

Description: If you're going to be silly enough to listen to this show, but silly enough to fess up to it. It's not like you have an important job interview to go to or potential inlaws to impress.

Description: We really appreciate that what happens in space tends to stay in space - with some exceptions (sorry, Sweden!). But mostly this has REALLY worked in our favor.

Description: Need heroing? Never fear, Leet is on the way, as soon as he finds a shirt and figures out how to open the electric doors.

Description: This picture would never happen IRL because these two would never turn their backs on each other.

Description: Show everyone that you're with stupid. Wear the names of the useless Oz 9 crew with pride.

Description: Here is the whole batch of 14 idiots all arranged neatly in a circle for G2HQ to make a dart board out of it.

Description: Worn on the flight suits of the Oz 9 crew! Sport your mission patch to look like a crew member.

Description: I want a phone case with this design, so that's what this is. I guess you can have one too.