Pizza Saying Socks
Description: A humorous composition featuring a chef in a traditional hat and uniform holding a steaming platter. To the right, text reads "SCRANTON, PA PIZZA by ALFREDO". Below these lines, quote marks frame the text "It's like eating a hot circle of garbage!". The visual style is a limited color palette on a black background.
Scranton PA Pizza by Alfredo Chef "It's like eating a hot circle of garbage!" Socks
by studiobogares
$20
Description: The invitation said party. The plan was always snacks and zero conversation. This pizza slice with the crossed arms and the attitude sunglasses didn't come to network — he came to eat and be left alone in peace. For everyone who shows up to social events with a very clear two-item agenda: locate the food, avoid the small talk. In that order.
Description: It's time to collect the Dad Tax! This hilarious design features a cool, muscular Bigfoot wearing sunglasses and a backward baseball cap, casually enjoying a slice of pepperoni pizza and a chocolate chip cookie. With the funny quote "Dad Tax: Making Sure It's Not Poison," this graphic tee is the ultimate tribute to every father's favorite excuse for stealing a bite of their kids' food. Perfect as a funny Father's Day gift, a birthday present for a dad with a great sense of humor, or for anyone who loves Sasquatch, dad jokes, and junk food. Pay up, the taste tester has arrived!
Description: It's time to collect the Dad Tax! This hilarious design features a cool, muscular Bigfoot wearing sunglasses and a backward baseball cap, casually enjoying a slice of pepperoni pizza and a chocolate chip cookie. With the funny quote "Dad Tax: Making Sure It's Not Poison," this graphic tee is the ultimate tribute to every father's favorite excuse for stealing a bite of their kids' food. Perfect as a funny Father's Day gift, a birthday present for a dad with a great sense of humor, or for anyone who loves Sasquatch, dad jokes, and junk food. Pay up, the taste tester has arrived!
Description: It's time to collect the Dad Tax! This hilarious design features a cool, muscular Bigfoot wearing sunglasses and a backward baseball cap, casually enjoying a slice of pepperoni pizza and a chocolate chip cookie. With the funny quote "Dad Tax: Making Sure It's Not Poison," this graphic tee is the ultimate tribute to every father's favorite excuse for stealing a bite of their kids' food. Perfect as a funny Father's Day gift, a birthday present for a dad with a great sense of humor, or for anyone who loves Sasquatch, dad jokes, and junk food. Pay up, the taste tester has arrived!