Plain Socks
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I was an honor student - I don't know what happened". When life's just outta control, you're suddenly old, and just - what's going on?!
"I was an honor student - I don't know what happened" in plain white letters - when life's just outta control Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: A design based on the quote by Bartholomew Hunt in the movie Almost Heroes. Hunt: "Fearsome beasts of the mountains and plains. I've seen a bear so powerful... that it *snapped* a man's body in half with his huge jaws. Garrgghh! Garrgghh! I've seen a badger with paws as big as frying pans. And that'd rip your face right off! Right off! Nothing you can do with that! Just rip it off! Once there was a hawk that swooped down from the sky... Aggghhh! Aggghhh! Aggghhh! And plucked a man's eyeballs out of his sockets. Auuuggghhh! Auuuggghhh! The fella was screaming, "I'm blind! I can't see!" *Twice* when I was fishing... "
Almost Heroes - Fearsome Beasts of the Mountains and Plains Socks
by Red Leaf
$14 $20
Description: Stony Plain is known for its vibrant murals, small-town charm, and strong ties to Alberta’s prairie heritage. The community celebrates art and culture while offering a welcoming place to live and visit. This drawing makes a thoughtful souvenir or gift for anyone connected to Stony Plain.
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "the horrors persist - but so do I". Ugh, it's a nightmare timeline, and it just keeps getting worse, but keep going. One day we'll see his obituary.
"the horrors persist - but so do I" in plain white letters - just keep going Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "if you're happy and you know it, stay in bed". Don't ruin things by getting up and greeting the day! Stay in bed, or on the couch, or just generally home, where EVERYTHING'S nicer.
"if you're happy and you know it, stay in bed" in plain white letters - why ruin things by getting up Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: There's so much that might be possible, if you weren't limited by this dodgasted technology. Ah well. What's to be done?
"limited by the technology of my time" in plain white letters - how very vexing Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: "Your inability to grasp science in not a valid argument against it." In a world where some people treat facts as optional, remain objective and on the side of truth. Available in other colors and text styles.
"Your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it" (plain speaking in white text) Socks
by Ofeefee
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I stopped listening already". Easily distracted, difficult to concentrate, maybe neurodiverse, maybe ADHD, maybe just an introvert all outta spoons. Just being honest.
"I stopped listening already" in plain white letters - well, at least you're honest about - squirrel! Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "No problemo! Narrator: But it was all problemo". When you're hanging on by your fingertips and the problems are just multiplying.
"No problemo! Narrator: But it was all problemo" in plain white letters - when life is just a dumpster fire Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "degenerate". For you or society in general. Wear this with your tongue in cheek, or literally; only you know your miscreant truth. Also available in black.
"degenerate" in plain white letters - celebrate the decline Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Celebrate the athleticism of Quinyon Mitchell, the Eagles' standout rookie cornerback, with this striking illustration. Featuring player number 27 mid-air, leaping for an interception, this design captures the raw energy and skill that defines his game. Perfect for fans of the Eagles, football, or dynamic sports art, this piece is a sleek and bold addition to any collection.Quinyon Mitchell, NFL rookie, Eagles defense, Philadelphia Eagles, football illustration, player number 27, interception leap, NFL art, dynamic football pose, Eagles fan gear, Philly football, sports illustration, cornerback skills, football interception, defensive play, NFL fan art, Eagles pride, football action shot, NFL star design, sports fan gift
Quinyon Mitchell – Quinyonomo Bay Plain Edition Socks
by HauzKat Designs Shop
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I come from a long line of dead people". Ain't no bad joke like a dad joke! Sometimes we need the corny and the cheesy to get us through the day. Henc henc henc.
"I come from a long line of dead people" in plain white letters - dad jokes FTW Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "and I'ma take that personally". If you're sensitive and you know it, clap your hands. Or maybe you're just socially awkward. May as well tell people in advance.
"and I'ma take that personally" in plain white letters - forewarned is forearmed, amirite? Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "cantankerous". Curmudgeons and grumps and grouches, unite! Drink a toast to "bah humbug" and "get off my lawn" and practice your muttering to keep your hand in.
"cantankerous" in plain white letters - for when your "curmudgeon" shirt is in the wash Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I need a short nap to adjust my attitude". When you're grumpy, cantankerous, and a curmudgeon, but a little sleep would fix it all. Oh, who are we kidding.
"I need a short nap to adjust my attitude" in plain white letters - for the perpetually grumpy Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: "This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely
"This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely Socks
by PMK-PODCAST
$14 $20