Plain Socks
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "excited for my nap later". Because we're all tired - in fact we're exhausted - and the world's on fire, and we're going to hell in a handbasket, so a nap might be nice.
"excited for my nap later" in plain white letters - cos we all need things to look forward to Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.
"I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." in plain white letters - when your patience is tested Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "my retirement plan is societal collapse". Millennials, Gen Z, and younger - just waiting for the apocalypse. It is what it is.
"my retirement plan is societal collapse" in plain white letters - oh, and no avocado toast Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Exhibit A". Perhaps you're someone to aspire to! Or perhaps you're a cautionary tale. You don't have to be specific. You're just... an example. Of something.
"Exhibit A" in plain white letters - no further comment Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I don't know much about Dunning-Kruger but I'm sure it's wrong". Yeah, it's tongue in cheek, but will people know that? Not the people it's about, that's for sure. Oh, for the confidence of a fool.
"I don't know much about Dunning-Kruger but I'm sure it's wrong" in plain white letters - supreme confidence, baby Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I AIN'T YEED MY LAST HAW". I might be long in the tooth, ma, but don't count me out yet. I'm fixin' to be around for a while. Howdy and yeehaw, cowboys.
"I AIN'T YEED MY LAST HAW" in plain white letters - goldangit Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "get off my lawn". Whether you're actually old or just old in spirit, anyone can be grumpy. Young people today, amirite?! With all their noise music. Bah, humbug. Curmudgeons unite.
"get off my lawn" in plain white letters - for the curmudgeons, the cantankerous, and the grumps Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I have no idea what I'm doing." Do I look like I do? Interesting.
"I have no idea what I'm doing." in plain white letters - honesty is the best policy Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Get the tattoo, your family is already disappointed." Maybe it's tongue-in-cheek; maybe it's sincere... but go on, it's your life, and your arm (or leg, or back, or whatever).
"Get the tattoo, your family is already disappointed." in plain white letters - and anyway who cares what they think, FR?! Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Have Yourself An Average Christmas - Express your superior averageness Socks
by Ugly Christmas Sweater Gift
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "fight apathy (or don't, whatever)". Y'know, we all want more good stuff to happen, and less bad stuff, but sometimes you just don't got the spoons.
"fight apathy (or don't, whatever)" in plain white letters - for lazy activists Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "All things considered, I'm pro democracy." Yeah, democracy is better than autocracy. And better than fascism. And January 6 WAS an insurrection and it's time to defend democracy.
"All things considered, I'm pro democracy." in plain white letters - it's the worst system, except for all the others Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "a bit sweary". Whether the air around you is constantly blue, people liken you to a sailor, or you just like the odd cuss word, maybe give people a heads-up. For the mildly profane.
"a bit sweary" in plain white letters - because profanity is the way Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: You don't have to make your life extraordinary. You can just do your best. And if some boomer gives you a participation trophy and calls you a snowflake, maybe that means you've won?
"life goal: participation trophy" in plain white letters - cos those boomers ain't gonna give you much more Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Today's supply of words has been exhausted." Introvert, ambivert, even just a misanthrope - sometimes we're done talking. Zip it.
"Today's supply of words has been exhausted." in plain white letters, because sometimes there are no more spoons Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Adequate is the new excellent." Look, give yourself a break. There was a pandemic. There was a clownish coup attempt. The barbarians are at the gates. Adequate is plenty good enough right now.
"Adequate is the new excellent." in plain white letters - let's manage expectations Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Sorry, my mom says I can't". Oh no! Oh well. Guess I have to go home and sit on the couch with my cats and a drink and not be out among people. Oh no.
"Sorry, my mom says I can't" in plain white letters - bummer, can't go Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "cheese is all I have left". It's a bit sub-optimal. It would be good to have more than cheese. But cheese is still pretty excellent - you can make a quesadilla, a grilled cheese, or even add some mac.
"cheese is all I have left" in plain white letters - but at least cheese is still pretty good Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Sorry for being annoying, it will happen again". Let's be realistic and embrace the cringe! Maybe you're loveable anyway?
"Sorry for being annoying, it will happen again" in plain white letters - let's just be realistic, OK? Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "utterly unprepared". I mean, who could be prepared for all this?! The ride to hell started before the handbaskets had even arrived.
"utterly unprepared" in plain white letters - for the day? for the end times? who knows Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: A cute ginger cat is playing in a pot of popcorn in this kawaii food cartoon art.
cute ginger cat in a popcorn pot on a plain background Socks
by cuisinecat
$14 $20
Description: Plain and simple Cormorant Island silhouette in white. Makes a great gift for tourists, visitors or locals. Home to the village of Alert Bay. Cormorant Island.
Cormorant Island Silhouette in Vanilla White - Plain and Simple - Cormorant Island Socks
by City of Islands
$14 $20
