Plain Socks
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I used to be cool". A story as old as time. Someday they'll change what 'it' is on you, too. Ah, being cool is for kids ... let 'em have it.
"I used to be cool" in plain white letters - uncool is the new black. Cool is effort. Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences". Why is the first amendment the most misunderstood (well, perhaps apart from the second)? Say what you want but expect people to react.
"freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences" in plain white letters Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "3 coffees, no lunch". When you've got adrenalin, caffeine, and the jitters - anything but a balanced meal. Protein, what's that?!
"3 coffees, no lunch" in plain white letters - when you're running on caffeine and hope Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I've never been sad eating tacos". Same goes for cupcakes, tortas, pretzels, and a few other fab foods. Because when the world is going down in flames, tacos can still make you happy.
"I've never been sad eating tacos" in plain white letters - it's physically impossible Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I run a tight shipwreck". Along the lines of "I was told there would be a handbasket." It's all going up in flames but at least we still got our dark, dark humor, amirite?!
"I run a tight shipwreck" in plain white letters - for the terminally sardonic Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "allergic to people". You were social distancing before it was cool because - ugh, people. Why must they? It's too peoplely out there so just stay inside on the couch.
"allergic to people" in plain white letters - ugh, too peopley out there Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "potato seeking couch". For introverts and ambiverts and those who just want to stay home in their jammies and watching TV and eat grilled cheese. Ah, that's the life.
"potato seeking couch" in plain white letters - absurdist humor for sarcastic introverts Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "bad knees". When your back isn't the only thing letting you down. Geriatric millennials and just plain old folks, unite over your weak knees. And get off my lawn.
"bad knees" in plain white letters - but otherwise you're in your prime! Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "bad example". Wear it as a warning to others - or maybe a badge of honor. Of course, your absurd sense of humor and idea of the ridiculous could also be a reason.
"bad example" in plain white letters - warning sign or badge of honor? Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "brunching through the apocalypse". Cos yeah, there's a pandemic and the world is on fire but getting together with friends over brunch can still bring happiness to your cold dead heart.
"brunching through the apocalypse" in plain white letters - just live in denial Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: This Is My Favourite Tee. Just Everyday Comfort. Nothing Else Just Comfy. The perfect gift for friends and family. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares. Perfect present for Birthdays, Christmas or any occasion.
This Is My Favourite Tee. Just Everyday Comfort. Nothing Else Just Comfy. White Socks
by That Cheeky Tee
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "do not confuse cruelty with strength". Especially in these days. There's a lot of cruelty around. They'll tell you it's strength. It's the opposite.
"do not confuse cruelty with strength" in plain white letters - for strange days Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "THERE ARE NO NEW STEPS". The rumors are swirling but Barry Fife has the last word. Keep everything strictly ballroom (and make sure you've got body flight).
"THERE ARE NO NEW STEPS" in plain white letters - just dance like you're sposed to Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Biting my tongue." Because sometimes even when you have all the opinions, no words are the best words. Even when there's tea, there's a time to keep quiet.
"Biting my tongue." in plain white letters - because sometimes no words are the best words Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "just about coping". Pandemic + climate change + attacks on democracy + rise of AI + war + pestilence - it's EXHAUSTING. If you're coping you're doing OK.
"just about coping" in plain white letters - cos surviving might be all you can do Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Could have made better choices." Who among us hasn't done a few things that seemed smarter in retrospect? That sixth drink; taking the umbrella out of your bag; maybe even your first marriage!
"Could have made better choices" in plain white letters - because we all have some regrets Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "corncob". Cut to the chase for those times when you have to insist you're not owned but you can feel the shrinking and transformation taking place.
"corncob" in plain white letters - because you're not owned, you insist Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "always make new mistakes". Don't be going back to the same well and making the same errors you made last week. At least be imaginative.
"always make new mistakes" in plain white letters - philosophy for life Socks
by TheBestWords
$14 $20
