Plain Socks

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "absolutely cream crackered". For when you're knackered, exhausted, ready to drop, almost dead, bone tired, sick of it all. And British.

Description: kingrocker crown typo design

Description: Plain and simple design with “low key” in lower caps on the chest.

Description: This solid vivid blue color is gorgeous for home decor, accessories, and gifts. Designed in Washington State by a freelance artist. Thank you for supporting independent artists!

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I'm not a robot". Can you click on all the crosswalks and mountains and bridges and chimneys? Congrats, AI won't get you. Today.

Description: Suitable for black/dark coloured merch. Simple logo on the left chest.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Tell the truth and shame the devil." Just don't lie, OK. Plus this is a cool old fashioned saying that you maybe heard your grandpa or grandma say.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "don't mistake the method for the goal". Two things that are commonly confused, but with some wisdom and some self-awareness you can differentiate. Eyes on the prize, people!

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "tater tot hotdish". For Minnesotans and those who just wish they're from Minnesota - you decide if the hotdish is you.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I just hate it when people". Ehhhh. Don't even need to finish the sentence, right? People. Just - ugh. Who said "Hell is other people"?

Description: I am a cat. You can't tell me what I should look like. You can't tell me anything.

Description: Play on the hello my name is sticker with Hello I’m average. It is on a blue and white background.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "best when chilled". Yeah, true for all of us. So sit back, relax, and chill out.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "end qualified immunity". ACAB may or may not be true but accountability benefits us all. Cops shouldn't be able to do whatever they want. Stand up for justice. Resist.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "geriatric millennial". Look, don't bristle at it; embrace it. There's nothing wrong with growing old and with all the damage those boomers are doing, you might be the last generation that gets to.

Description: Originally painted in watercolors and inks. A stylized version of Amaterasu from Okami. I also have version with flower petals.

Description: An average shirt for average folk. You can wear an average tee like this to express your superior averageness.

Description: Minimalist World Map in black outlines.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "The only dangerous minority is the rich." Inconvenient truths you can wear or display anywhere; for social justice activists and other radicals. Or just, y'know, people with eyes.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I don't care about winning the Pan-Pacific Grand Prix". You might outrage your ballroom-loving mother by saying so, but it's strictly the truth.

Description: Welcome to earth.

Description: A great and beautiful Gift for your friends or yourself: Plain Salty

Description: Red Gradient

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Heather Cox Richardson stan account." Heather Cox Richardson is a badass of knowledge and wit and can casually drop facts about any of the 12 people in American history as if she knows them personally. We stan.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "downvote". When you're generally just salty with the world. For curmudgeons and others who maybe don't have a lawn, but still want you to get off it.

Description: Nothing special. Nothing game changing.

Description: Plain White T's Cassette Stripes

Description: This Is My Only Plane Hand Tool Woodworker Carpenter Pun

Description: A simple and neat design for you and your loved ones who you look up to.

Description: Evil Mushrooms

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Aight". I'm agreeing with everything you say. Or about to head out. Maybe both.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "mad scientist". Do you have a tower or a lair? Do you frequent graveyards? Have you accidentally blown a few things up?

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "You're terrible, Muriel." What did you do now? Did you just - ?! You're terrible, Muriel. Go back to Porpoise Spit.

Description: Cutthroat Castle Hovenweep National Monument A vintage park badge of Cutthroat Castle ruins in Hovenweep National Monument located in Cortez, Colorado and Blanding, Utah on Cajon Mesa of Great Sage Plain USA. A great gift for any nature enthusiast, or someone that has visited Cutthroat Castle Hovenweep National Monument, Utah.

Description: "Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a man or a bear?" asks the meme. Honestly, the bear. A design for feminist women and girls, or the men who love and understand them.

Description: Same great taste without all the salt on top.