Rant Socks
Description: If you are looking to cut out Christmas bonuses this year, may I suggest a subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club. Clark Griswold’s boss, Frank Shirley, learned that it isn’t the best idea, but that doesn’t mean this shirt isn’t a great one. Just like Clark got the last laugh with his supersized bonus, you can too with this Jelly of the Month Club t-shirt. It is the gift that keeps on giving.
Description: On Christmas Eve, Clark Griswold tries to excite the kids by telling them he heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sled. His cousin Eddie replies, "You serious Clark?" Perhaps you're never too old to believe in Santa Claus, or you're not very bright like Cousin Eddie. This funny Christmas Vacation shirt will surely get some laughs this holiday season.
Eat My Road Grit Liver Lips! - Funny Clark Griswold Christmas Vacation Quote Socks
by FourMutts
$14 $20
Description: A legendary Klaus Kinski T-shirt for all fans of German cinema: The iconic portrait shows Kinski in his infamous outburst—screaming, wild hair, clenched fist, and outstretched arm. This moment made him a cult figure—uncompromising, eccentric, unforgettable. A tribute to the actor immortalized in films like Fitzcarraldo, Nosferatu, and his legendary rants. For true fans of Kinski, Werner Herzog, German cult films, and wild artistic souls.