Rant Socks
Description: Check out the squirrel on the back of this t-shirt. Always remember that when you're cutting down your own Christmas tree to check for animals in the tree before you bring it in the house. You don't want to end up like Clark Griswold with a squirrel on your back. Celebrate the movie with this fun Squirrel! front and back design shirt.
Description: Let everyone know that like Clark Griswold, you're determined to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas! Put this Christmas Vacation shirt on after you're finished launching into your version of Clark Griswold's rant. After all, no one would want their bonus to be a subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club.
We're Going to Have the Hap, Hap, Happiest Christmas! Socks
by klance
$14 $20
This Is Some Bullshit Resident Swearing Alien Science Socks
by WhiskerWobble
$14 $20
Clark Audrey's Frozen From The Waist Down.. Socks
by kingdomofsticks
$14 $20
Description: RANT is the hot new Broadway Musical about being angry and throwing tantrums. You can buy tickets but you cannot rent them.
Rant: No Way But My Way, an angry new Broadway Musical Socks
by WearablePSA
$14 $20
Description: An iconic speech given by the Mom (voiced by Annie Potts) in the 1980s cartoon episode of Amazing Stories, The Family Dog. The episode was written and directed by Brad Bird (who went on to create The Incredibles for Pixar) and had visuals designed by Tim Burton. When I was a teenager in the 1980s, I thought this was the funniest speech of all time, and now that I am a mom in the 2020s, I still think it. This design was created because I want it on a mug, but you are welcome to have it, too!
Description: Get a good laugh this holiday season with this funny meme from the infamous Clark Griswald movie Christmas Family Vacation. Give as a gift or for a party to be the center of attention!
Margo Christmas Movie Vacation Ugly Christmas Pixel Design Socks
by Jake Rhodes
$14 $20
Description: A funny Christmas ugly-sweater graphic featuring stitched-style red and green text that reads: “Jolliest Bunch of AHoles This Side of the Nuthouse.”** Decorated with pixel-knit reindeer, Christmas trees, and snowflakes, this design captures the cozy look of a classic holiday sweater with a cheeky, sarcastic twist. Perfect for fans of funny Christmas humor, office party jokes, and festive chaos.
Christmas Vacation Merry Christmas Shitter's Full Socks
by Halftone Cult
$14 $20
Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol? Socks
by Studio Colortration Jax
$14 $20