Recall Socks
Steve Miller Band Album Recall the Beginning...A Journey from Eden Socks
by Alpha Lock
$14 $20
Description: A hilarious dog owner design showing the universal struggle of calling a dog who suddenly becomes completely deaf when there is something interesting to sniff, roll around in, or investigate. A perfect choice for dog parents who know that “come” sometimes means absolutely nothing when their pup is having fun.
Description: Get a vacation from your mind… what could possibly go wrong? The official logo of Rekall Inc. – the company that sells you the ultimate trip to Mars without ever leaving Earth. Secret agent fantasies, alien pyramids, and mutant rebellions sold separately (side effects may include identity crises and Schwarzenegger chasing you). ★ Cyan distressed retro-futuristic design – straight out of 2084 advertising ★ Perfect for anyone who still says “Two weeks” in everyday conversation ★ Bonus: wear it and suddenly remember you’re actually Hauser
Description: A relatable dog owner design about a dog with supposedly perfect hearing when a snack is involved, yet mysteriously selective hearing when called to come inside. Perfect for dog parents who know their pup can hear a cheese wrapper from across the house but somehow cannot hear their own name.
Description: MY GOVERNOR IS AN IDIOT POLITICALLY INCORRECT T-SHIRT AND MASK Regardless of your party affiliation, if you are not a fan of your governor, this FREE SPEECH SHOP t-shirt will make you smile! FREE SPEECH applies to everyone, all people, all parties and all beliefs. Free Speech Shop - We don't judge, take sides or CENSOR - We put your thoughts and feelings on shirts...sometimes they make us laugh!
Description: For passengers journeying to Mars, there is a limit of 18 Earth credits per checked bag. Northern Bloc's approval of passengers to Mars must be furnished to your shuttle carrier. Please note: due to recent unrest on Mars, all passengers traveling to that planet are warned of personal safety hazards. All passengers traveling to the Mars Federal Colony must clear the immigration Hall/ Confederation of Norther Nations.
